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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Sep 3rd, '09, 04:53



100 pages of innuendo!

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Postby Lawrence » Sep 3rd, '09, 08:40

Ian The Magic-Ian wrote:100 pages of innuendo!

In your end-o!

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Sep 3rd, '09, 17:14

Mr_Grue wrote:The Enfield poltergeist. Don't get me started!

The girl was seen from outside going up and down horizontally over her bed.

The middle-aged male investigators decided it must be paranormal because they tried bouncing up and down on the bed to reach the window and couldn't. Proof, if anything, that youg girls tend to be lighter than grown men.


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Postby Replicant » Sep 8th, '09, 14:11

daleshrimpton wrote:I know 6 ways of doing it , some really theatrical, but none involve batteries.


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Postby Replicant » Sep 12th, '09, 11:32

dat8962 wrote:I came across this while logging on this morning.


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Postby Rob » Sep 15th, '09, 12:58

daleshrimpton wrote:are you after carved, moulded, , or soft?


Weeeellll...the carved sounds a bit splintery for my liking, and the moulded a little green...

...and what bleedin' use is a soft one?! :lol:

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Postby Replicant » Sep 15th, '09, 20:07

IAIN wrote:ooooh lewis jones!


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Postby IAIN » Sep 15th, '09, 20:24

very poor :cry:

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Postby Ant » Sep 19th, '09, 10:52

TimEden wrote:Someone who works under me says she got stuck.


Vaseline can help this.

=)

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Postby IAIN » Sep 19th, '09, 22:31

Craig Browning wrote:I've just come into a little gem that I've been trying to track down for years...


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Postby Replicant » Sep 23rd, '09, 11:46

Randy wrote:I say rub it.


Randy by name...

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Postby Robbie » Sep 23rd, '09, 13:45

daleshrimpton wrote:Indeed now i think about it, I might get some tonight.

Ooh, lucky you!

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Postby Replicant » Sep 25th, '09, 10:12

kolm wrote:less power, brighter, and mega quick to turn on


I, too, prefer the mature ones.

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Postby Replicant » Sep 25th, '09, 10:50

Jason_T wrote:My first impression is pretty good and I was shocked with the thickness


I don't know what's come over me..............

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Postby Lenoir » Sep 25th, '09, 13:49

Lawrence wrote:
Ian The Magic-Ian wrote:100 pages of innuendo!

In your end-o!


SCRUBS.

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