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by **Chris** » Mar 2nd, '10, 10:46

If Davenports did that I think I would faint :shock:

I didnt even get a response to my charity night from them - only asked to put a poster up in the shop....not a sausage!

by **Ant** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:11

You should really play on your name more Chris.

If I had a brilliantly famous name related to the supernatural I would be exploiting it for all I was worth.

by **Chris** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:14

If I had a brilliantly famous name related to the supernatural I would be exploiting it for all I was worth.

as the wise man said to the Bishop, "come again"

by **pcwells** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:19

Chris wrote:
If I had a brilliantly famous name related to the supernatural I would be exploiting it for all I was worth.

as the wise man said to the Bishop, "come again"

The Truth Is Out There...

by **Chris** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:22

Chris wrote:
Quote:
If I had a brilliantly famous name related to the supernatural I would be exploiting it for all I was worth.

as the wise man said to the Bishop, "come again"

The Truth Is Out There...

HUH?

by **Ant** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:31

Chris wrote:
Chris wrote:
Quote:
If I had a brilliantly famous name related to the supernatural I would be exploiting it for all I was worth.

as the wise man said to the Bishop, "come again"

The Truth Is Out There...

HUH?

Do, do, do, do, do, doooooo. Dow, dow...

by **Chris** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:32

Well I didnt want to brag but ok

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004810/

yes its me...Ive been hiding here on TM for years posing as an annoying 20sumthing wannabe mentalist!

by **Ant** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:41

That explains the blurry picture as your avatar!

by **themagicwand** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:45

Well, I hung on until the very last possible moment.

So now it's time to approach the large box that has been on stage all the way through this sad, sorry performance. Take the key that the kind lady volunteered to keep secreted down her knickers, open up the box and take out the large jiffy bag inside. Open up the jiffy bag. Within the jiffy bag is a smaller envelope. Open the smaller envelope, and take out the folded over slip of paper within. Open up the paper to reveal the secret number written upon it. This number is the exact number of tickets sold for a central London Saturday night mentalism show.

And that number is (drum roll please maestro)...

0

Ta-da!!!!

Now, just check within that envelope again. Inside you will find a Chinese fortune cookie. Break open the cookie and pull out the length of paper within. Upon this piece of paper is written today's motto. It reads: "Never ever complain again about the lack of magic shows available to the general public."

Wow. Pretty deep stuff. As for me, it's off the land of the shut eye where the nights are endless and the pockets deep.

by **Chris** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:58

As for me, it's off the land of the shut eye where the nights are endless and the pockets deep

AMEN

by **themagicwand** » Mar 2nd, '10, 11:59

And then of course I get an email from a local business wanting 2 for 1 tickets. Aargh.

by **Chris** » Mar 2nd, '10, 12:00

Well its written on TM now as cancelled so that gospel and written in stone! :lol:

by **daleshrimpton** » Mar 2nd, '10, 12:06

you know March is a bit of a dead time in some respects.

Blackpool credit card bills turn up, Tynesides on, Tab is but a few short weeks away, and worst of all.. Buseness people cant say for sure what they are doing, because It's the end of the financial year.

by **themagicwand** » Mar 2nd, '10, 13:31

Event now changed to Jack the Ripper seance.
www.seancenights.co.uk

by **Mandrake** » Mar 2nd, '10, 14:44

themagicwand wrote:Upon this piece of paper is written today's motto. It reads: "Never ever complain again about the lack of magic shows available to the general public."

Amen to that.

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