by Robbie » Apr 18th, '10, 13:38
When I lived in the US, a neighbour's dog had the strangest bark I've ever heard. It said "woof". Literally said it, with an audible W at the beginning and an F at the end, and completely flat intonation.
Listening to it at night saying "woof... woof", it just sounded like somebody doing the world's worst dog imitation.
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