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Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes

Nah - defo the gays.

Ah - no. There are no gays in Iran. I was forgetting.

No it's definitely the immodestly dressed women, they make the earth move for me.....

Mandrake wrote:No it's definitely the immodestly dressed women, they make the earth move for me.....

That was the pun the Telegraph decided on for their headline.

Ah, OK, not being a Telegraph reader I missed that however I would certainly compliment them on their very high standard of humour !

And I'm sure that those young men just hate having their chastity corrupted don't they

Long gone are the days when an exposed ankle got the interest going but a whole head of hair is something else!!

Yes Mandrake, in olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking now Heaven knows, anything goes...

of course more promiscuous women means more public stonings, so that's bound to have a seismic effect eventually. </bleak>

Mr_Grue wrote:Yes Mandrake, in olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking now Heaven knows, anything goes...

of course more promiscuous women means more public stonings, so that's bound to have a seismic effect eventually. </bleak>

good job they dont throw Bones.

Heaven knows what would happen if the streets were full of promiscuous women being subjected to a public Boning.

i never understood why they have to cover themselves up from head to foot - is it that they are very ugly or is it that the men are far too randy for their own good?

backward? noooooooo....

Thank you Mr.Grue, that bl**dy song is going through my head on a loop now!

Not all promiscuous women are stoned. Some are drunk. Some are even sober!