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how about in the magicians slight oversized wallet? That'd be awesome

It's bigger because it's magic.

Sorry, but all i can think of right now, is the old gag about the Rabi who made magic wallets from foreskins.

" So tell me Rabi ..why is it a magic wallet?"

" It's magic, because if you rub it, it becomes a suitcase"

The genital mutilation of babies always raises a smile. Pass me that sharp rock

I'm all fore it, who can argue with the law of one of the many giant invisible non-existent beings that stalk the skies laughing at us...

My Sky being does insist that I have to be terribly cruel and violent to animals. Dont judge me because its a matter of faith.

I believe in the imaginary sky being, because when I die, then I win. If I didn't believe, and it turned out he does exist, then I might burn for all eternity. Luckily I can turn my belief on and off without any real need for conviction, and God is waaaaaay too dumb to spot such a deceipt.

Also I need to believe in the imaginary sky being because I have no ability to formulate or live by any kind of moral code without the thought of him wagging his finger at me from his magic palace. My faith is the only thing keeping me from raping and killing everything in this motherfupping room!

I gather then the 8th May is the next meet up


Amen!

one day before my birthday.

so then...

roll-call for the 8th please...

and where d'ya wanna go? the new place that was nice, or the coal-hole?

I'm still thinking about my 5 keys to baldpate ruse, but I'm going to go all out on a newer idea that probably won't work...so you can all mock me when it fails...going to try...du-dah-DAH! a linguistic approach...

we'll see if it works...

I'll show my raggadee self.

I shan't be along this time. Don't have too much fun, will you?

Hate to say it but I dont think I can make it either. I have literally no money until 14th. Already had to cancel a midweek cheeky

15\22Nd instead then?

I can do both of those