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Yo mamma's so nice & pink & fluffy she makes the Lomster look like Josef Mengele.


Yo mamma commands so much respect from her peers that they're voting for her in the election and she ain't even running.


Yo mamma's so smart she's united general relativity and quantum physics.

Is Iain?

Yo momma is so fat, that when she jumped into the air, she got stuck.

Yo momma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead.

Yo momma is so ugly, even I wouldn't do her.....and I've got no standards!