by Contrabass101 » Jun 2nd, '10, 16:46
Darwin looks suspiciously much like God to me... in fact, I am pretty sure Darwin is God.
"Hey Jesus, I bet I can make a those people believe they are descendants from monkeys."
"Naah, Dad, don't push your luck, no one is that stupid!"
"Anyway, I'm going down there to give it a try."
"Okay, but be careful... remember what the Romans did to me when I was there? Or those four guys from NY who locked up the Holy Ghost?"
"Don't worry, I will disguise myself using groundbreaking deception-technology we recently discovered during a raid at Satan's secret lair at the North Pole. Behold!"
"What? A beard? A white beard? But you already have a white beard, Dad!"
"Yes, I know; and so it will be the last thing they expect. The element of surprise, Son, the element of surprise... surprise and fear, fear and surprise..."
"Yeah, whatever..."