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Beardy wrote:Lawrence suggested The 4th Circle...

For reasons that were clearly stated in a private phone call between me and Chris.
Before anyone starts having a go a me!

It is a bit suspicious that she has been a little quiet since the secret santa officially started.

magicrob wrote::shock:

As if I'd consider something so RUDE!!!!

...I am a gentleman of class and refinement, I'll have you know

Refinement? Ah, so you'd have got one made to measure..?

Robmonster wrote:

magicrob wrote::shock:

As if I'd consider something so RUDE!!!!

...I am a gentleman of class and refinement, I'll have you know

Refinement? Ah, so you'd have got one made to measure..?

...And would have supplied it with a fitting bow-tie (in Beardy's case, one of 1/4 inch diametre )

magicrob wrote:

Robmonster wrote:

magicrob wrote::shock:

As if I'd consider something so RUDE!!!!

...I am a gentleman of class and refinement, I'll have you know

Refinement? Ah, so you'd have got one made to measure..?

...And would have supplied it with a fitting bow-tie (in Beardy's case, one of 1/4 inch diametre )

That's being a bit generous......

........I wouldn't have wanted too many gifts!!

Mine is a packet of Fun Gums Juicy Lips ( perhaps should have gone to Chris...?). Oh, and something so delicately wrapped that I cannot bring myself to open it. ( I mean, seriously... there must be a whole roll of sellotape on this thing! )

Mine is BLOODY AMAZING!!!

I opened the box, and saw.....errrmmm....fur!

Said fur turned out to belong to a stuffed MONKEY

Also in my box were batteries and some kind of weird suspender-belt thingy, along with an oreo cookie, a remote control and some instructions....

On reading the instructions, I was relieved to discover that what I had originally taken to be an autoerotic asphyxiation kit, with a bestiality theme, was - in fact - Dave....a "funkey shoulder monkey"

Dave is an anamatronic pet, who sits on my shoulder, and talks, laughs, scratches, farts and - eeerrrmmm - does rude hand gestures, all at the touch of an IR remote control.

Dave is cool, Dave is ace....Dave (as you would imagine) has a furry face

I spent hours, after opening Dave (yeah, yeah, Bingo - I know!!!), cackling like an idiot, and driving my wife silly.

Sadly, Dave has been banned from the bedroom already (on account of said rude hand-gestures), but I shall doubtless be getting enough shoulder MonkeyLovin' during the day for quite some time, so it's all good.

To my secret Santa - thank you for SO much laughter, it's untrue - you are a STAR!!!!!

MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND ALL

Sounds great! My daughter is hankering after one of those for Christmas

That sounds fantastic!!! Whoever got you that must have been a genius

Beardy wrote:That sounds fantastic!!! Whoever got you that must have been a genius

...Or a quarter-incher (t'was the batteries which gave you away, squire )

Still got to wait till Saturday to pick mine up,

magicrob wrote:

Beardy wrote:That sounds fantastic!!! Whoever got you that must have been a genius

...Or a quarter-incher (t'was the batteries which gave you away, squire )

Hmm....Or maybe it wasn't me!!!

Ste Porterfield wrote:Still got to wait till Saturday to pick mine up,

Then maybe it will be the best of them all! Maybe even worth £1000s upon £1000s!!!

MagicRob,

The elves have been in touch again (god, they are so needy!)

They said that incase old age has got the better of you, take a closer look at the cookie! (I'm hoping that's not sexual terminology)

AceT,

I've received a message from......yep! The pointy eared chaps. They want to check that you have received your gift?

Maybe it's so good he can't pull himself away from it!?

Get in touch please mate.

Alec Kobain wrote:MagicRob,

The elves have been in touch again (god, they are so needy!)

They said that incase old age has got the better of you, take a closer look at the cookie! (I'm hoping that's not sexual terminology)

I wish I could, but I'm afraid it was my first bikkie of the Xmas season, and was not around long.

Sadly, it was a little rubbery