Well, here we are again, and a happy new year to y'all folks.

So, I've two accounts to recount in terms of magic.
My first was my second christmas around the 28th or so where I had stashed a secret prediction chest in a box and delivered it to mum the week before hand. It went well but I somehow feel I'll be revealing a little much if I delve into that any more but it went (just)OK (but almost amazingly), so anyway, after dinner my mum was dying for the magic show as promised, and I'm sure most of you know, or are just waiting until tyour golden moment of, that feeling when real magic is in the air. I hit it

. We were around the table and afterward my mum's bloke said 'hmmm I feel like I've just been hypnotised for the last 20 minutes

' As opposed to the 'I've just seen some cool tricks'.
I lavished on them my still in testing 'card to matchbox', only pretend it's messed up and the card was supposed to be at the top of the deck when you wave the match over it and dont do the reveal. After the then look through the deck explain that with every disapeareance it's all in the reveal...I did the cups and fireballs routine ('automata' as emntioned earlier) with a blank faced card folded for the fnal reveal on that one and they think it's the card from earliert but when unfolded it's a crazy card with writing on the front saying 'look in the matchbox', nice when they light the flash paper from the match they picked out for the last one and struck on the box

Then a magic square number matrix thing from the same DVD and all topped off with a good helping of Up The Ante, naturally. Not oo many, not too few. It was perfect.
The next time however, I now am down at thel ocal pub, and it's after new year. There are a few people in, but by that I mean about 3 at the bar, and us making 5. I home in on Ali, a lovely bloke but at present trashed out of his face and liking the idea of magic. He says he knows how it's all done but wants to see some anyway. Of course I'm game and think I'll get one up on him. Hmmmm.
So I start off with I did 2 card monte. With the 2 red aces and he said "well I expect it's not either"...he was in that mood. A lot of you are now likely thinking Mr Cat you're crazy if you didn't go elsewhere.
I was determined, so I' moved in againwith 'what card its in the box'. A DF card in the pocket and you're good to melt brains....mmmm, I had one other keen spectator but Ali said well it's got to be the one you said it isn't', missing the whole fact that there's no way that could logically happen if you know what I mean. "cos that's how magic works".
The funy thing was I eventualy got annoyed when he wanted to see some more and said "well you don't really do you" haha

He's an old mate and it was all very amicable but he did his best to screw me up and I did my best to try and out smart him.
The moral of this tale, don't do that, it doesn't work. People who want to mess you up inevitably have more patience and persiverence than you will ever have, whatever state they're in.
I know now
