careful now nsf - you're giving away all JP's jokes...(and their aren't many  

 ) 
just kidding...
actually I thought some of his magic was pretty good. I liked the mind reading act at the beginning - I shall have to use that myself  

 , and I liked the bit were he made a finger disappear from one hand and magically appear in the other hand...(that's a lot more difficult than it looks by the way).
oh well, what is it they say? "Simple things please simple minds"