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Postby Mandrake » Jan 9th, '06, 18:49



Ye gods and little….…I've been herring good things about this plaice http://www.justfish.co.uk/cgi-bin/2003/ ... ng%20cards as a (tartar) sauce for some strange cards - no codding!

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Postby Tomo » Jan 9th, '06, 18:53

It all seems a bit fishy to me...

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Postby SirRawlins » Jan 9th, '06, 19:10

Ray look interesting, i wonder whether they will Kelp me with my classic Bass! i've been practicing Ray In, Ray Out. It's just so hard, Give Me the Shrimper Life any ray.

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Postby Renato » Jan 9th, '06, 19:24

Is this really the plaice to be discussing these?

Oh yes it is!

I can't think of any more fish jokes.

I can see some interesting effects and patter lines with those, maybe a nice thing combined with another thing...hmm...

Interesting.

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Postby Renato » Jan 9th, '06, 22:00

Oh, I see you already did the 'plaice' gag Mandrake.

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Good 'catch' with those cards.

Ha ha!

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Postby magicdiscoman » Jan 9th, '06, 22:15

sounds like a load of pollocks to me, i haddock a look at the site it seems like a good plaice for some tackle and some practise cards wile you skate for the fish to bite. :lol:

anyway mite be worth spending a few squid, do they do them in red snapper or blue gill backs. :?:

do they come shrimp wrapped.

theres no trout about it, for goodness hake give the site a look you may get hooked, I'm knot swinging the lead, cast your eye over the scene and judge for yourself. :wink:

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Postby Tomo » Jan 9th, '06, 22:20

Argh! The goggles! They do nothing! I can still see the puns!

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Postby ace of kev » Jan 9th, '06, 22:26

I was going to add something, but I think that you have probably mentioned every fish possible

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Postby SirRawlins » Jan 9th, '06, 22:54

MagicDiscoMan i believe they do come shrimp wrapped and Sea Eeled with a kiss, the manufacturers say that they put thier Carp and Sole into making them :lol:

Kev Crab you not think of any Moray? there must be plenty more out there, i can fillet in my bones!

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Postby Mandrake » Jan 10th, '06, 00:32

Shame on all of you - nobody's mentioned cardsharks yet!! :D

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Postby ace of kev » Jan 10th, '06, 09:08

SirRawlins wrote:b]Kev[/b] Crab you not think of any Moray? there must be plenty more out there, i can fillet in my bones!

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Well, I was going to say I am prawn to dropping these cards whenever I get them out. I'm sure there are plenty more of them, plenty more fish in the sea

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Postby seige » Jan 10th, '06, 10:15

Goodness crayfish, do you guys have bream busy.

Well, i've been gurnard at it trying to think of any fish that still ling-er around unmentioned. But I'm flounder-ing a bit.

I may just stickleback with what I know, and not meaning to sound rudd, but even Marlin the wizard would admit that trying to muscle in on this act would be like throwing a sprat to catch a mackerel.

Anyhow, got to go replace the Chub lock on the front door. Some guy with a mullet tried breaking in last night... blooming pollock. Maybe I can use the new hammerhead I got for Xmas?

Anyway, on that note (hear the tuna?), I will sardine you all later. Anchovy the next time...

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Postby pdjamez » Jan 10th, '06, 13:38

Wheres Goldfish when you need him most?

I refuse to throw a fish pun in here just for the halibut.

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Postby bananafish » Jan 10th, '06, 14:24

why do fish need cards anyway? they don't even have hands? :?

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Postby Tomo » Jan 10th, '06, 14:29

Argh! Visions of breaded fingers floating a few inches in front of the fins.

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