Lol!
Yeah, someone once said to me "man toothache is a real pain in the *rse" to which I replied "I think that's probably piles then and not toothache"
Mine was so bad I ended up smashing the side of my face against a door several times (have the bruise now...) to do something about it.
Then Stephen bless 'im came and made all my achey problems go away
It kept me up till 4 and I still didn't call in sick. Man I suck.
I got one hours sleep to go to work on, then forgot to take my clove oil to work, so had 8 hours of pain at work.
That sucked. A lot

You wont find much better anywhere and it's nothing - a rigmarole with a few bits of paper and lots of spiel. That is Mentalism
Tony Corinda