by Discombobulator » Apr 17th, '15, 20:07
Cameron and Milliband meet with a terrible accident and both end up at the pearly gates to be greeted by St. Peter.
Peter says they have two days to decide if they want to go to heaven or hell. They must spend a day in each before they decide.
First day they are transported to hell where the sun is shining and they meet lots of old politicians, play golf, drink brandy and everyone is being very friendly.
Second day they are in heaven where the just bounce around on clouds eating and drinking healthy stuff and smiling at everyone.
Third day they are asked to make their choice. They both choose hell.
When they arrive at hell for the second time it has all changed. Fires, floods, no food or drink and everyone is angry.
They ask the devil, "what changed ?"
He said, "two days ago you saw a view of hell before you cast your vote. Now you have cast your vote I'm afraid the promises could not be met. You have to live with it for the next five years."
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"who? no I dont know him", Derren Brown
"no idea who he is !", Kenton Knepper
"Is he a magician ?", Penn&Teller