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by **Lenoir** » Jun 17th, '08, 20:14

Post ONE Chuck Norris Fact at a time.

Everybody loves Ramond. Except Chuck Norris.

by **bmat** » Jun 17th, '08, 20:25

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.

by **Georgias Dad** » Jun 17th, '08, 20:44

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

by **IAIN** » Jun 17th, '08, 20:46

Chuck Norris's real name is Nuck Chorris...and is 33% orang-utan

by **Georgias Dad** » Jun 17th, '08, 21:00

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

by **Hogster** » Jun 17th, '08, 21:08

Humans need oxygen.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.

by **seige** » Jun 17th, '08, 21:20

You can take a horse to McWater, but you can't Chuck Norris.

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Jun 17th, '08, 22:40

Chuck Norris does do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

by **Demitri** » Jun 17th, '08, 23:04

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

by **EckoZero** » Jun 17th, '08, 23:07

You're only alive because Chuck Norris doesn't want you dead

by **Replicant** » Jun 17th, '08, 23:14

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

by **greedoniz** » Jun 17th, '08, 23:31

Chuck norris beats rock, paper, and scissors

and

If Chuck Norris had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".

by **Farlsborough** » Jun 17th, '08, 23:39

No man is an island. Except Chuck Norris.

and

Chuck Norris plays conkers all year round... with his knuckles.

And wins.

Every time.

by **Wills** » Jun 17th, '08, 23:44

Chuck Norris couldn't remember where he left his keys one day. So he tortured himself until he spilt the beans.

by **spudgun** » Jun 18th, '08, 00:16

chuck norris can slam revolving doors

and

chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone lol

Chuck Norris Ate The Doves Head