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by **Tomo** » Sep 26th, '09, 21:51

Chuck Norris is the exception: http://abstrusegoose.com/39

by **Ant** » Sep 26th, '09, 22:01

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise.

by **trickyricky** » Sep 28th, '09, 03:20

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

by **A J Irving** » Sep 28th, '09, 15:26

Chuck Norris is so hard he doesn't need your rubbish little Chuck Norris facts or your stupid theory of evolution either: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567

...here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

Go Chuck, roundhouse kick all that 'evidence' and 'scientific concensus'!

by **Tomo** » Sep 28th, '09, 15:30

It's not God I have a problem with but his fan club.

by **Ant** » Sep 28th, '09, 15:39

Tomo wrote:It's not God I have a problem with but his fan club.

That would make an excellent T-Shirt... in fact I may just get one printed up tonight!

by **gillows** » Oct 15th, '09, 21:53

Chuck Norris is so big and tough he can divide zero by zero.

by **JammyT** » Nov 8th, '11, 11:48

Edit: someone already posted it

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

by **Ste Porterfield** » Nov 8th, '11, 11:59

Giraffes didn't exist until Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

by **Mandrake** » Nov 8th, '11, 12:10

NB Topic merged with previous one so you can view the vast range of CN posts in one thread!

by **Ste Porterfield** » Nov 8th, '11, 12:15

This thread is going to give me the lolz all day!

by **JammyT** » Nov 8th, '11, 12:31

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

by **Tomo** » Nov 8th, '11, 13:03

Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris of the Norris Family. That's how Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is.

by **JammyT** » Nov 8th, '11, 13:15

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

by **cartorious** » Nov 8th, '11, 14:26

if you can see Chuck Norris........then Chuck Norris can see you........If you can't see Chuck Norris....then you may be seconds away from death!!!

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