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by **Vanderbelt** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:54 pm

Now now, don't get all irate, thinking this is a post about REAL charities that are stupid... it isn't. (Go on, admit it, you thought that for a moment didn't you?)

Rather, I'm looking for the most ridiclious names for (fictional) ridiclious charities..... Strictly speaking this IS for a magical effect but I thought it more in line with conversation in The Dove's Head so I've posted it here.

Think 'Save the Unicorns" and you'll get the idea!

Any silly ideas then?

by **Kai Burton** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:46 pm

The Jimmy Mills Foundation For Victims Of Forced Tranvestism

by **Lawrence** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:13 am

Christians uniting Networkrail travesty survivors.

by **Gary Dickson** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:30 am

The Potato Foundation

by **Tomo** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:49 am

The National Society for the Protection of Accidents.

by **Klangster1971** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:55 am

Prestidigitators Anonymous

by **greedoniz** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:30 am

The Hermit society

The Loreal foundation

D.N.A - national dyslexia association

Helter shelter - charity for homeless carnies

F***!!! for tourettes

by **DaveM** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:55 am

Chav Awareness
Royal Society for the Prevention of Handbag Dogs
The Bad Engrish Foundation

by **Mandrake** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:00 am

Alcoholics Synonymous

by **Matthius88** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:47 pm

The Royal Society for the Protection of Fat Birds.

The Queen's Trust - a charity for paranoid homosexuals. (Don't hate me for that one)

WWBF (World Wellington Boot Foundation)

by **Lawrence** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:29 pm

Matthius88 wrote:The Queen's Trust - a charity for paranoid homosexuals. (Don't hate me for that one)

Not to be confused with "The Queen's Thrust" which isn't really about paranoia.

by **Vanderbelt** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:59 pm

Absolutely brilliant so far, I'm loving these.

Royal Society for the Prevention of Handbag Dogs - that's definitely getting used, my favourite so far.

I could probably swing the Queen's Trust, but not the Royal Society for the Protection of Fat Birds - the missus would kill me.

I might throw in a few magicky ones for fun... Prestidigitators Anonymous is good. Sponge Bunny Rescue Centre perhaps?

by **IAIN** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:50 pm

The Hemoglobin and Hermaphrodite Housing Ass.

The Blood in Stools Foundation

The Worrying Look People Give You On Your Train Home Society

The Society for other Societies Society

The Foundation Foundation

The Blind Society for the Hard of Seeing

by **IAIN** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:02 pm

The Window-Lickers Association of Window-Cleaners

The Royal Society for the Preservation of Racism and Inbreeding

The Atheists Foundation of Nothing

The Psychic Association of You-Know-What

bored now