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Silly Charities

Postby Vanderbelt » Aug 24th, '10, 17:54



Now now, don't get all irate, thinking this is a post about REAL charities that are stupid... it isn't. (Go on, admit it, you thought that for a moment didn't you?)

Rather, I'm looking for the most ridiclious names for (fictional) ridiclious charities..... Strictly speaking this IS for a magical effect but I thought it more in line with conversation in The Dove's Head so I've posted it here.

Think 'Save the Unicorns" and you'll get the idea!

Any silly ideas then?

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Postby Kai Burton » Aug 24th, '10, 23:46

The Jimmy Mills Foundation For Victims Of Forced Tranvestism

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Postby Lawrence » Aug 25th, '10, 08:13

Christians uniting Networkrail travesty survivors.

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Postby Gary Dickson » Aug 25th, '10, 09:30

The Potato Foundation

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Postby Tomo » Aug 25th, '10, 09:49

The National Society for the Protection of Accidents.

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Postby Klangster1971 » Aug 25th, '10, 10:55

Prestidigitators Anonymous

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Postby greedoniz » Aug 25th, '10, 11:30

The Hermit society

The Loreal foundation

D.N.A - national dyslexia association

Helter shelter - charity for homeless carnies

F***!!! for tourettes

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Postby DaveM » Aug 25th, '10, 11:55

Chav Awareness
Royal Society for the Prevention of Handbag Dogs
The Bad Engrish Foundation

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Postby Mandrake » Aug 25th, '10, 12:00

Alcoholics Synonymous

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Postby Matthius88 » Aug 25th, '10, 14:47

The Royal Society for the Protection of Fat Birds.

The Queen's Trust - a charity for paranoid homosexuals. (Don't hate me for that one)

WWBF (World Wellington Boot Foundation)

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Postby Lawrence » Aug 25th, '10, 17:29

Matthius88 wrote:The Queen's Trust - a charity for paranoid homosexuals. (Don't hate me for that one)


Not to be confused with "The Queen's Thrust" which isn't really about paranoia.

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Postby Vanderbelt » Aug 25th, '10, 18:59

Absolutely brilliant so far, I'm loving these.

Royal Society for the Prevention of Handbag Dogs - that's definitely getting used, my favourite so far.

I could probably swing the Queen's Trust, but not the Royal Society for the Protection of Fat Birds - the missus would kill me.

I might throw in a few magicky ones for fun... Prestidigitators Anonymous is good. Sponge Bunny Rescue Centre perhaps?

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Postby IAIN » Aug 25th, '10, 19:50

The Hemoglobin and Hermaphrodite Housing Ass.

The Blood in Stools Foundation

The Worrying Look People Give You On Your Train Home Society

The Society for other Societies Society

The Foundation Foundation

The Blind Society for the Hard of Seeing

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Postby IAIN » Aug 25th, '10, 21:02

The Window-Lickers Association of Window-Cleaners

The Royal Society for the Preservation of Racism and Inbreeding

The Atheists Foundation of Nothing

The Psychic Association of You-Know-What

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Postby DenmarkKilo » Aug 26th, '10, 00:06

SPADHOS - Society For the Prevention Of Attention-Deficit Hyperac.... ooh shiny....

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