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Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Jul 10th, '13, 08:48
by Lady of Mystery


mark lewis wrote:...should be entertaining rather than an exercise in technique. I have always said that you don't really need more than 5 or 6 moves to be really good... It is your tongue that is far more important than your fingers.



Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Jul 30th, '13, 08:18
by MatCult
Visual innuendo bingo, courtesy of Penguin:

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Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Aug 7th, '13, 11:27
by Lady of Mystery
daleshrimpton wrote:buy a large hard plastic one, put it in a cup, add boiling water.
this softens the plastic.
Then stretch the softened tip over a broom handle.

Take care , as you are obviously dealing with hot liquids.



Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Sep 16th, '13, 19:16
by Mandrake
kevmundo wrote: Anyways, I got drunk one night and lost it.

The woman next door said something similar.... :D


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Jan 25th, '14, 15:36
by Mandrake
Mr_Grue wrote: I knew the position perfectly well, just didn't have the confidence
Quite a common story... so they tell me.... :D


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Apr 23rd, '14, 17:40
by Mandrake
Dan Q wrote:let's see if I can manage it again this afternoon...


I've been saying that to Mrs.M for years..... :wink:


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Sep 2nd, '14, 17:43
by magicdiscoman
Rape, Pillage and plunder. So, go look through all your magic stuff and choose effects that relate to one or all of those categories bmat rote


lets see rope, blindfold, handcuffs..... rohipnoll...... :oops: erm wrong magic kit. :oops:

naked mentalism perhaps..... snigger, snigger :D


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Nov 21st, '14, 12:24
by Lady of Mystery
bmat wrote:Your best bet would be a bang ring, if it would still fit into one.

:shock:


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Jan 6th, '15, 21:45
by bmat
Malini wrote:I just strive now never to whip something out of my pocket.
.


It seems everybody else is quite the opposite.


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Jun 19th, '15, 15:02
by Lady of Mystery
Paultempleents wrote:I just need to get a purse frame large enough to accommodate four fingers as mine appears a little on the narrow side! ...... and sharp....OUCH!


...well I don't know what to say.....


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Jul 28th, '15, 17:33
by bmat
mark lewis wrote:It grows as I continue. I normally have around 30 people watching and that is sufficient for my needs. I wait until there are enough people to appreciate it. As for pulling and holding crowds I have been doing it for nigh on 50 years.



Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Jul 29th, '15, 14:16
by Mandrake
:D


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Aug 14th, '15, 17:06
by bmat
FTHO wrote:There are a few methods which don't require stopping half way through. However... I still prefer the original. The reason is that it was the only method I knew,



Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Aug 14th, '15, 17:10
by bmat
Reverend Tristan wrote:
MatCult wrote:Put an extra fold in after you've 'done your business'

This is what I do, I do the dirty bit then fold it again and hand it to someone to hold on to as I don't want to touch it :wink:
PM if you want a few more tips :D


So wrong on so many levels. I'm just curious about the pm now.


Re: innuendo bingo

PostPosted: Aug 14th, '15, 19:57
by Mandrake
I'm beginning to think that TM actually stands for Totally Mucky!