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The Philosophy of Life............

Postby moonbeam » May 28th, '06, 23:17



A philosophy professor stood before his class. He picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The sand is everything else, the small stuff."

He continued, "If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you."
But then a student took the jar that the other students and the professor had agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a can of beer.
Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.

The moral of this tale is: That no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER :wink:

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby grum7n7 » May 29th, '06, 00:50

haha nice one

:lol:

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Postby Pcwizme » May 29th, '06, 02:49

after this a magition pulled out 3 doves and a packet of pringle..

moral of the story... no idea!

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Re: The Philosophy of Life............

Postby EckoZero » May 29th, '06, 03:06

moonbeam wrote:The moral of this tale is: That no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER :wink:



Change that to "Southern Comfort" and I'm with you all the way :D

You wont find much better anywhere and it's nothing - a rigmarole with a few bits of paper and lots of spiel. That is Mentalism

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Postby trickyricky » May 29th, '06, 11:12

Its funny because its so true! :lol:

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