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haha.

french chef goes for a job in a pub the landlord says "well son show us what you can do"

the frenchmen gets 3 eggs throws them up in the air cracks each one with his finger whites go in one bowl , yolk in another and shells in another.

landlord says "thats good anything else son"
frenchman says "misour thats was exellent"

so the chef gets a cucumber throws it in the air cuts it all up in mid air throws the knife at the dart board and scores a triple 20

"bloody hell" says the landlord
"i am not finished yet" says the chef

the chef gets a loaf of bread throws the bread in the air throws the cucmber up the cucumber falls between the slices and he has a pile of sarnies

"so do i have the job" says the chef
"no" says the land lord
"why not"
"because you f) about to much"

eh?

Tomo wrote:

Cardza wrote:I am currently working on my play!

Coo, a playwright! There's clever. What's it about?

Parasomnia and its effects. I'm partly using it to compliment my CBT for my OCD. Shaping up quite nicely, I think I've managed to get the opening four pages in to good shape now.

All those jokes just from my nut allergy? Nice!

Not much to say about my day really. Was really tired after work, so i slept, and then ate, and now i feel like sleeping again!

Any other owls out there tonight?

i am here, having a beer

I'm here about to watch a movie and practise the false overhand shuffle I just learned from the royal road to card magic dvd

I'm here trying to stay awake because I don't like sleeping.

Misanthropy wrote:I'm here about to watch a movie and practise the false overhand shuffle I just learned from the royal road to card magic dvd

How's that all going now?

Much better thanks for asking.
It was just the retaining top and bottom cards in position that I had a problem with. I've got on much better with the dvd than if I had just bought the book on its own.

Hey everybody! How are we all tonight? Im sitting here drinking a beer and i've added way too much stuff to my Ellusionist shopping cart! Trying to cut it down a bit so i might be able to afford it in a couple of years! Nah, i dont need a Scorpion!

How is everybody else on this fairly chilly night?

Doing good, just watching a movie on tv with bad reception drinking a beer. I'm feeling very relaxed actually

Cardza wrote:

Tomo wrote:

Cardza wrote:I am currently working on my play!

Coo, a playwright! There's clever. What's it about?

Parasomnia and its effects. I'm partly using it to compliment my CBT for my OCD. Shaping up quite nicely, I think I've managed to get the opening four pages in to good shape now.

Heavy stuff. How's the CBT going? Are you getting the hang of it?

Groovy! Dont you think that the static just reminds you of 'The Ring'? I've had nightmares about being pulled into a tv before. Most people would wake up when you actually first get into the tv. Not me, i have to sleep through the whole friggin nightmare!

Anyway, i better go to sleep before i stay up all night!

Goodnight all!

Tomo wrote:

Cardza wrote:

Tomo wrote:

Cardza wrote:I am currently working on my play!

Coo, a playwright! There's clever. What's it about?

Parasomnia and its effects. I'm partly using it to compliment my CBT for my OCD. Shaping up quite nicely, I think I've managed to get the opening four pages in to good shape now.

Heavy stuff. How's the CBT going? Are you getting the hang of it?

Yeah I am thanks. It's been months now and I haven't seen the psychiatrist yet and it was getting ridiculous, so I basically said 'enough is enough' and got it under reigns quite well. It's regaining intensity though so I'm just looking forward to when I can properly start with the psychiatrist.

Evening owls...

I just got the living sh*t kicked out of my by 6 chavs on saturday night, i've been left with a broken nose, black eye, broken rib, n gerally battered and bursed. And 6 of them beat up my mate at the same time aswell.

It takes the pis* coz we were trying to have a fun night out with our friends then chavs just came assulted us for no reason what so ever, apart from them have a few cans of wife beater down them.

Anyway thats whats happened to me this weekend, hows about you lot????

Later all