Wow. I only met the Warrant Officer once in all my time at ACF! We just had our Lieutenant (remember, lef-tenant not lew-tenant

As for the CCF, I have no idea what the deal with them was. I guess no one liked anyone else really...
Did you ever give out those really cheap biros that never ever worked? I have a drawer with maybe a hundred in there, and to the best of my knowledge, none of them work.
Hmmm...