I thought I'd heard the lot, but seems that it's possible to set up shop as, wait for it, a cybermystic:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/27/web_feng_shui/
says the geezer who came up with the idea:
"A website where the colours hurt your eyes, the music offends your ears, or has too much information is probably too cluttered and does not give a positive flow of ch'i."
Well, abra-ca-duh, but I doubt it has anything to do with "ch'i" and everything to do with poor design skills
