ROONEY DOES HIM
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ROONEY DOES HIM
by dat8962 » Jul 7th, '06, 18:36
Landed in my inbox today
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It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
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by Tomo » Jul 7th, '06, 18:40
He was a cheating git, though, wasn't he...?
In fact, I'm willing to bet that if all the dives at the World Cup were counted up, most would be from Portugal.
In fact, I'm willing to bet that if all the dives at the World Cup were counted up, most would be from Portugal.
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by dat8962 » Jul 7th, '06, 18:56
Damn - I had another email that I thought I had forwarded to my home 
It showed a photo of a swimming pool with Ronaldo diving off ALL of the different height boards and a sign saying 'Portugese Training Camp.
Wish I had it to post right now
It showed a photo of a swimming pool with Ronaldo diving off ALL of the different height boards and a sign saying 'Portugese Training Camp.
Wish I had it to post right now
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It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
It's not really an optical illusion - it just looks like one!
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by trickyricky » Jul 7th, '06, 19:05
Can anybody think of a reason why i cant see the thing?
And, is this my 400th post? wahhey if it is!!
And, is this my 400th post? wahhey if it is!!
I was born with Multiple Personality Disorder. Luckily, they are all me, they just dont always get along...
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by Yorkshire Pudding » Jul 7th, '06, 19:56
Here you go, Dat!
By the way, did you hear that Saddam Hussein has just been found guilty and sentenced to be shot. As a last request he has been allowed to name his own firing squad. He has chosen Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards.
By the way, did you hear that Saddam Hussein has just been found guilty and sentenced to be shot. As a last request he has been allowed to name his own firing squad. He has chosen Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards.
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by Yorkshire Pudding » Jul 7th, '06, 20:34
They just keep on coming....:
Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."
Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off".
Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese, again. If I get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.
Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Raul's wife is weeping; "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again."
Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the skinny, arseless bint wearing oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch".
Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."
Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off".
Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese, again. If I get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.
Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Raul's wife is weeping; "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again."
Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the skinny, arseless bint wearing oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch".
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by dat8962 » Jul 7th, '06, 21:10
BECKHAM'S RESIGNATION LETTER
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by dat8962 » Jul 7th, '06, 21:12
ENGLAND TEAM ON THEIR WAY HOME
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