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Hi everyone, just a quick introduction
My name is Tim, I am 17 years of age and I just LOVE magic. (Not in that way. There was a time when magic and I were in an intimate relationship but we come from two different worlds. I was the good girl and magic was the good looking badboy from the otherside of the tracks. We fell in love and long story short magic knocked me up. I decided I was going to abort the baby but magic wanted to keep it... magic has a soft side none of you may ever get to see. So we disagreed on that. Anyway one day I took a particularly curvatious dump which turned out to be a baby feotus- for the best i guess. Me and magic still keep in touch though and last time I saw him I gave him oral sex). Anyways, I consider myself a close up magician, my specialty is definetly cards. I use it to lure unsuspecting young children into my ford escort after which I sell them on the black market. Needless to say its quite a lucrative business. In all seriousness, I've come to this board to share my own effects (mainly cards) and hopefully pick up some things for my magic repetoire, as I'm performing paid gigs around once a month. Just a quick introduction and hope to see you all on the forums!
Keep Practising!
-Tim

Welcome

However this is posted in the wrong section, but don't worry a mod will probs move it - just don't make a habbit of it

Still you should find it very helpful here

I'm sure more than a few people will find some of your comments offensive and inappropriate, but welcome to TM.

OK, er Welcome. Just welcome. Dont know what else to say...

magicrules4eva wrote: Me and magic still keep in touch though and last time I saw him I gave him oral sex-Tim

Welcome to tm but im not sure if that is tatally needed??

magicrules4eva wrote:Hi everyone, just a quick introduction
I use it to lure unsuspecting young children into my ford escort after which I sell them on the black market. Needless to say its quite a lucrative business.

I know you meant this in a jovial way however i feel some members/ guest might take ofense at this comment aswell.

Just thought i should let you know before someone flames you.

Welcome

Welcome to Talk Magic! I look forward to seeing you around!

magicrules4eva wrote: My name is Tim, I was the good girl and magic was the good looking badboy from the otherside of the tracks.

hmm... A girl called Tim? Is is just me or does that not sound right.
Also an intro like that is uncalled for!

Well... Welcome anyway.

Who knows Tim might be 'Sally' at the weekend

Citrus wrote:Who knows Tim might be 'Sally' at the weekend

Wouldnt like to know what you get up to on the weekends??