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Postby Lawrence » Aug 24th, '06, 16:42



trickyricky wrote:I know how you feel. I very often mean to go and tidy something up or something, and come back with a pack of cards and a beer, having forgotten to tidy that thing up! Or accidentally find myself in the pub...


it's like we were separated at birth or something!
i managed to end up in a pub this lunch time drinking a pint of LandLord thinking "hang on, i was supposed to be doing some work today, meh, I'm here now!"

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Postby TylerD » Aug 27th, '06, 03:45

ANOTHER RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby moonbeam » Aug 27th, '06, 11:48

TylerD wrote:ANOTHER RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In the words of John Tickle - "here's one for ya".....

There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters." Can you name the word and all ten words that it contains?

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby magicmonkey » Aug 27th, '06, 13:41

Therein.....
The
There
He
In
Rein
Her
Here
Ere
Therein
Herein

:wink:

not a fan of sigs, so I won't bother adding o..... oh
:oops:
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Postby moonbeam » Aug 27th, '06, 15:35

magicmonkey wrote:Therein.....
The
There
He
In
Rein
Her
Here
Ere
Therein
Herein

:wink:


Sigh ...... don't u just hate smart-arses lol :shock:

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Citrus » Aug 27th, '06, 15:43

Ok

I have a tricky riddle --

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Postby moonbeam » Aug 27th, '06, 16:34

Hmm - got me thinking that 1 :roll:

In the meantime - count the people in the following piccie - then count them again when they swop places. Where does the extra person come from ?? :?

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QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby magicmonkey » Aug 27th, '06, 17:03

moonbeam wrote:
magicmonkey wrote:Therein.....
The
There
He
In
Rein
Her
Here
Ere
Therein
Herein

:wink:


Sigh ...... don't u just hate smart-arses lol :shock:


sorry, should i have pmed you the answer?
:lol:

not a fan of sigs, so I won't bother adding o..... oh
:oops:
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Postby moonbeam » Aug 27th, '06, 17:28

magicmonkey wrote:sorry, should i have pmed you the answer?
:lol:


Nah - only kidding m8 - I just didn't expect anyone to get it so soon :cry:

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby DaveOrdref » Sep 1st, '06, 22:25

Citrus wrote:Ok

I have a tricky riddle --

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


No. I cannot guess the riddle.

Am I correct?

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Postby TylerD » Sep 2nd, '06, 00:42

Wow you guys have been busy with the riddles I see haha, Sorry I havent been coming around lately. Been in a huge argument with jerks over at penguinmagic. Anyways that last riddle is a good one... Hmmm...

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Postby Lawrence » Sep 2nd, '06, 00:51

which way does the sphinx face?

everybody...

FORWARD!!

oh dear, yes, i am bored!

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Postby TylerD » Sep 2nd, '06, 04:07

Lawrence wrote:which way does the sphinx face?

everybody...

FORWARD!!

oh dear, yes, i am bored!

:lol:

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Postby moonbeam » Sep 2nd, '06, 12:21

Citrus wrote:Ok

I have a tricky riddle --

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


Hmmm....

*scratches head* :?

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby trickyricky » Sep 2nd, '06, 16:20

Me thinks we need an answer for that one now.

I've been going over it mentally in my head for days! Its like 'ICE! no. WATER! no. AIR! no. ICE!......'

I was born with Multiple Personality Disorder. Luckily, they are all me, they just dont always get along...
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