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Postby magicmonkey » Sep 3rd, '06, 02:21



i sound like a duck but I can't be eaten,
I smell like an egg yet I can't be beaten.
What am I?

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Postby trickyricky » Sep 3rd, '06, 17:33

i sound like a duck but I can't be eaten,
I smell like an egg yet I can't be beaten.
What am I?


An inedible, smelly bird?

A riddle?

A very special boy?

I was born with Multiple Personality Disorder. Luckily, they are all me, they just dont always get along...
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Postby Delude » Sep 3rd, '06, 19:47

magicmonkey wrote:i sound like a duck but I can't be eaten,
I smell like an egg yet I can't be beaten.
What am I?


Some sort of Muck?

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Postby magicmonkey » Sep 3rd, '06, 23:35

afraid to say guys that it is, indeed a......
f a r t.
a quick riddle you can ask people when you have one brewing :lol:
it's all in the timing ;)
QUAAACK
drop what you have and leave 'em gagging at the egg!

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Postby trickyricky » Sep 4th, '06, 12:34

Try this one on for size:

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

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Postby E.Tsang » Sep 4th, '06, 13:56

Language :wink:

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Postby moonbeam » Sep 4th, '06, 19:02

Citrus wrote:Ok

I have a tricky riddle --

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


I'm still waiting for the answer to this 1 :?

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby trickyricky » Sep 4th, '06, 19:28

I reckon the answer is light, or possibly time, but light makes more sense

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Postby Citrus » Sep 5th, '06, 11:44

moonbeam wrote:
Citrus wrote:Ok

I have a tricky riddle --

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


I'm still waiting for the answer to this 1 :?


Hi

Sorry haven't been about much the last week, been really really busy.

But the answer is - NO :D - I know its kinda stupid but thats the answer :lol:

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Postby moonbeam » Sep 5th, '06, 22:19

Citrus wrote:Hi

Sorry haven't been about much the last week, been really really busy.

But the answer is - NO :D - I know its kinda stupid but thats the answer :lol:




You mean like DaveOrdref said ........ ??

DaveOrdref wrote:
Citrus wrote:Ok

I have a tricky riddle --

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


No. I cannot guess the riddle.

Am I correct?


No offence but that's kinda lame lol :?

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Citrus » Sep 5th, '06, 22:32

moonbeam wrote:
No offence but that's kinda lame lol :?


Yeah it is lame :lol: But i like how its so blindling obvious that most people don't think of the amswer :D :D

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Postby TylerD » Sep 5th, '06, 23:49

Citrus wrote:
moonbeam wrote:
No offence but that's kinda lame lol :?


Yeah it is lame :lol: But i like how its so blindling obvious that most people don't think of the amswer :D :D

I dont know it :( .... Damn always missing riddles grrr... couldnt sign on here for like 3 days hahaha.

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Postby nickj » Oct 11th, '06, 08:23

trickyricky wrote:Try this one on for size:

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.


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