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you know i was joking right?

I shall insult myself as Mr Lewis is not here

"I say, i have always found Lowestoft people such a bore. They wear ghastly clothes and talk like farmers"

I looked up impertinence on dictionary.com describes me perfectly

Only someone from Yorkshire would need to look it up in a dictionary.

Yes, you have to read Reverend Lewis' posts in an outraged victorian english accent to get the full effect i find...

despite his scottish-ness, and no doubt being raised on buckfast and tablet, he has done what all good scotsmen do when they make a few quid...

they leave the country and go live overseas and disguise their quaint accent....(apart from Ivor Cutler)

this is no doubt due to all scotch people being born blue due to the cold; it no doubt affects the brain...which in turn causes them to waffle on about their oil being stolen...

the key to it all though is to remember this is just a forum, everyone had opinions, views and beliefs...take what you find useful from it, ignore or pontificate over the rest...never get wound up really because at the end of the day, you can just close your browser and it all dissapears...

mark lewis wrote:Only someone from Yorkshire would need to look it up in a dictionary.

I'm not from Yorkshire, I just live here

stephenmagic wrote:I shall insult myself as Mr Lewis is not here

Go for it, Morse!

Misanthropy has my deepest sympathy.

And here is a note to abraxus. We want our oil back.
Furthermore the cold in Scotland is positively tropical compared to Canada.

no, you can't have the oil back...you cant be trusted with it...

you'll only spend it anyway...

repeat after me: "i am not hypnotised, i am not hypnotised...."

How does Canada feel having one of Ireland's top psychics on its shores?

Canadians are only marginally brighter than people from Yorkshire and don't know the difference between an Irish accent and a Scottish one. I therefore tell them that I am Irish on the grounds that it is better for business.

I get lots of daft Canadians come to me for readings because they think I am Irish. They also think THEY are Irish too but of course they aren't. Everyone in North America has an Irish ancestor somewhere or other so the descendants delude themselves that they are Irish too. They often say "I came to you because you are Irish. I am Irish too" Actually the funny part of it is that neither of us are actually Irish.

The amusing part of it is that REAL Irish people in Canada avoid me like the plague because they know I am fake Irish.

I also have to say I am Irish because all my publicity comes from Irish newspapers and I display these prominently at psychic fairs.

Jerome will be interested to know that there are actually FRENCH Irish in Canada. I was astonished to find this out and even people in Ireland don't know about it. It seems that during the potato famine thousands of Irish emigrated to Quebec where only frog language is spoken and they were forced to speak French (a most ungodly language).

Their French speaking descendants are still around and THEY think of themselves as Irish too! They all have Irish names and French accents. Most peculiar.

Wow, where did the topic go?

To France and Yorkshire.

My appeal's going well, I see

Actually I don't think Tomo is appealing in the slightest.

mark lewis wrote:Actually I don't think Tomo is appealing in the slightest.

That's a shame. I scrub up very nicely. For you, I might even change me socks.

I should if I were you.................