by Markdini » Oct 19th, '06, 01:14
Ah stop messing with the boys head.
I tell you how its really done. What you need is the biggest magnet in the world ever, you can find it here
www.worldsbiggestmagneteverandifthislin ... suncle.com and forget all that liver malarky for high iron, go down to the scrap yard and get your self an RSJ. Now you may need a haulage firm to help you get it home. Once home you need an angle grinder to cut a bit of each day to eat, Eat iron i hear you say? its simple a bit of mayo and your away. Now this will rase your iron in your blood after a week, actually you will have so much metal in you , you will actually be classed as a robot not human any more. I think robots get tax brakes i know the $6,ooo, ooo man dosent pay tax. He is more of an android actually, anyhoot we digress remeber that really big magnet, like others said this magnet atracts the iron in the blood. One more thing you need now no one else have told you this but here is the real secret to the effect. Ready.....you need to find a religon not any old one either you dont become a memeber of the church of the great Markdini actually if you are intrested PM me. The religon you chose must be devout chatholicisim havent you noticed that all stigmater happens to cahtholics? see thats the real secret. so in recap
rsj
android
magnet
become catholic
I am master of misdirection, look over there.
We are not falling out young Welshy, we are debating, I think farlsy is an idiot he thinks I am one. We are just talking about who is the bigger idiot.
Vincere Aut Mort