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Why "Trick or Treating" is better than sex........

Postby moonbeam » Oct 29th, '06, 17:43



Just got this in an e-mail so I thought I'd share it with you guys. Enjoy :wink:



Top 10 reasons why "Trick or Treating" is better than sex:


10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD!!!



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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Stephen Ward » Oct 29th, '06, 18:02

:lol: Excellent

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Postby JackWright » Oct 29th, '06, 18:30

That was funny lol
:o :lol:

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Postby johntheblob » Oct 30th, '06, 04:45

I literally laughed out loud

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Postby Guardian452 » Oct 30th, '06, 16:28

nice...very funny

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Postby David The Cryptic » Oct 30th, '06, 18:13

Thats a hard descision. :wink:

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Postby Dead Man Walking » Oct 30th, '06, 19:02

You can have "double lifts"

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Postby fletch » Oct 31st, '06, 19:02

I literally laughed out loud


I literally didn't.

Oh dear.

Very poor.

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Postby JackWright » Oct 31st, '06, 20:34

Why critisize something like that? It's only a bit of fun.

Anyway, it is quite actually good, well I thought so anyways...

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Postby moonbeam » Oct 31st, '06, 20:47

JackWright wrote:Why critisize something like that? It's only a bit of fun.

Anyway, it is quite sctually good, well I thought so anyways...

Each to their own I suppose :?
Glad you enjoyed it anyway - I thought it was quite funny too (which is why I decided to share it with you lot :twisted: )

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby fletch » Nov 1st, '06, 13:06

Why criticise someone for sharing their honest opinion for that matter?


Humour is very subjective and what one person finds funny, another will not. However the original post was so deeply embarrassingly lacking in any content of humour whatsoever I felt I had to comment. In comparsion Jim Davidson is a comic genius.

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Postby JackWright » Nov 1st, '06, 14:52

Let's agree to disagree. Jimmy Carr rocks. :lol:

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Postby Tomo » Nov 1st, '06, 15:11

JackWright wrote:Let's agree to disagree. Jimmy Carr rocks. :lol:

I must admit that I can't stand Jimmy Carr, but I have to also admit I find him very funny indeed. Damn him!

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Postby IAIN » Nov 1st, '06, 15:23

yeah, each to their own, the first post would of tickled me in 1978 or so, but there's no need for anyone to get shirty just cos one finds it funny and another doesn't eh...

jimmy carr, every time i see him, his eyes get beadier and his face gets bigger...does he still do all those rancid top 50 moments in tv type shows?

he was far funnier when he was far crueller...just like Gervais...

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Postby JackWright » Nov 1st, '06, 17:13

yes, sadly I think he does...... :cry:
Ricky Gervais cracks me up too. Just bought the office series 2 on DVD for £5 last week, still got to watch it.

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