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Postby moonbeam » Dec 7th, '06, 17:05



I hope I can get away with this, but I just had to share it with you :wink:

Go to www.google.co.uk and in the search type: f***wit and look at the first result it returns :?

Need I say more ??

(Sorry if it's offensive to anyone :shock: )

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Jordan C » Dec 7th, '06, 17:12

10 pint prescott ha ha ha

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Postby IAIN » Dec 7th, '06, 17:14

who were you originally searching for by the way?

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Postby moonbeam » Dec 7th, '06, 17:19

abraxus wrote:who were you originally searching for by the way?

I was talking to my bro-in-law on MSN and he told me about it.
I dunno how he found out lol :oops:

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Lady of Mystery » Dec 7th, '06, 17:27

speaking of f**kwits

This video always makes me laugh, esp when he's talking about the windows

http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/life/#

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Postby Dirty Davey » Dec 7th, '06, 19:30

Lady of Mystery wrote:speaking of f**kwits

This video always makes me laugh, esp when he's talking about the windows

http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/life/#


I've seen that before, worring to think that he's the most powerful man in the world isn't it?

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Postby supermagictom » Dec 7th, '06, 19:58

Its called Google bombing, the first to appear in the search results list is the result that has been clicked on the most by people in the past. 'Hackers' use this to make certain keywords linked to certain sites.

They type in keywords: f*** wit prescott john, and continually click on the site they want to control to the top of the list. Each time you click on that link it goes up in the search priority for those keywords. I'm not sure if thats exactly how they do it, but thats something like it.

They did it with bush aswell. 'Miserable' or 'failure' will bring G.W Bush to near top of results.

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Postby copyright » Dec 7th, '06, 23:33

You need to have loads of links leaving sites with whatever it is you are trying to force as a text link.

For instance, if you want this forum to be at the top of google for "magic forum" you want a link like this magic forum on loads of different sites.

There are lots of other factors, and google messes around with what gets to the top of its search engines, but this is the basic idea.

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