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I never thought I could say this...

Postby Beardy » Jan 11th, '07, 23:47



Well I believe I have now worn just about all make up I am able to on the face...

today I wore eye-liner for the day...

oh...my...god

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Postby seige » Jan 12th, '07, 00:00

I used to do amateur dramatics, and it was SUCH a releif to get that stuff off. Eyeliner sucks, but what I used to find the worst was wearing lipstick.

And yeah, I was in MENS roles... you have to wear a lot of makeup on stage for people to see your expressions etc.

Orrible!

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Postby moonbeam » Jan 12th, '07, 00:02

Have u ever seen Gene Simmons :?:

Now that's what I call alot of make-up for a bloke :roll:

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Postby Beardy » Jan 12th, '07, 00:11

well, for theatre I have worn foundation, mascara, lipstick, blusher, and summit else I forget.

Although I was a woman......

;)

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Postby StevieJ » Jan 12th, '07, 00:32

Yeah, for theatre and amateur dramatics.... sure, you're only lying to yourselves my friends. Come and join me in the Blue Oyster for a drink or two, there are lots of " amateur dramatists " in here :lol:

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Postby seige » Jan 12th, '07, 09:09

That's my cover blown then!

Oh, and Blaspy... remember, the mascara is a biatch to get out of PVC boxer shorts ;)

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Postby magicdiscoman » Jan 12th, '07, 12:02

oh the joys of acting and the dreaded pancake

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Postby greedoniz » Jan 12th, '07, 12:30

Even worse is wearing tights! So itchy with hairy legs

:shock:


I'll get my coat

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Postby Tomo » Jan 12th, '07, 12:40

It's 20 years since I last went to the Rocky Horror Show, but such were the joys :lol:

Mind you, where else can you be with about 500 drunken women all dressed in nothing but uncomfortably sexy underwear?

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Postby seige » Jan 12th, '07, 12:53

Man, I do know what you mean about tights & hairy legs.

I'm about 80% hairy—even my nails and eyeballs are furry!

Actually, the worst thing I remember was doing an outdoor presentation of Canterbury Tales at a summer fayre one year. Amongst other characters, I played Absalon, the clerk.

Not too sure how many of you are familiar with the tales, but Absalon ends up kissing something he's not expecting when he thinks he's kissing Alison on the lips.

Anyhooo, being a cheeky chappie, throughout rehearsals, I got into a silly habit of biting Alison's rump (don't worry, I knew her well). I promised I wouldn't do it during performance.

But I lied. And I did have a nibble. On the first and second days of the three day fayre.

As a punishment on the last—and usually most important performance—she laced my tights with the 'fluff' from inside rosehips—aka Nature's own Itching Powder.

At one point, the pain was so great that I actually had to stop what I was doing and disappear behind 'the scenes' and take the tights off.

And at the point of the 'kiss', she extended her rump for me to take a peck at, at which point I rumbled under my breath "OK, OK, I think we're quits".

Oh I do miss those good old days!

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 12th, '07, 12:57

greedoniz wrote:Even worse is wearing tights! So itchy with hairy legst


You could always shave :D

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Postby Tomo » Jan 12th, '07, 12:58

Lady of Mystery wrote:You could always shave :D

And suffer the dreaded spots? :shock:

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Postby Lawrence » Jan 12th, '07, 14:13

this thread worries me.
[he says wiping off the remnants of last nights streaking eye liner]
you'd never catch me acting all girly like

now I'm off to clean the kitchen, make some lunch for the lady then sit down with a glass of pink wine and do some writing
(to be fair, 2 of those things are true)

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Postby Markdini » Jan 12th, '07, 14:35

I once tried to wax my arm I done a little bit and went "!&$%^£!" and wouldnt take the rest of the wax of it was on my arm for ages. I ve all so let people paint my nails. That was funny turning up at a gig because i forgot i let some one paint my nail...

I am master of misdirection, look over there.

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 12th, '07, 15:19

Markdini wrote:I once tried to wax my arm I done a little bit and went "!&$%^£!" and wouldnt take the rest of the wax of it was on my arm for ages.


I thought you boys were meant to be big and tough? You want to try a bikini line wax, that'll bring tears to your eyes :twisted:

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