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Green and slimey because I sent my CV and covering note to head of HR at my company for my application for Team Manager and now I'm worried about ever hearing back or being told that I suck.

ecko you suck!
there now not as bad as you thought it was going to be was it.
could be a lot worse you could be ugly too.

I'm a bit peeved that I can't claim on the old unlimited expense account for my mortgage (erm, which I don't have), the lovely duck house, some poor bu**er to come and clean the green and slimy moat around my castle. Oh, and the 125 light bulbs I can't be arsed changing myself. Some employers just don't understand the pressures of being corrupt and dishonest....sorry, a politician.

I'm off to join the *********** party so I can fleece the good old UK public. See ya.

Politicians really make me bloody mad. They forget to mention that the expenses they're claiming are for things that don't exist or just take the p**s by playing the system. They are happy to watch the £800 per month go into their bank account for the mortgage they paid off almost 2yrs before and then bleat when they get caught that it was all a big misunderstanding. Unbelievable.

They're all as bad as each other, whichever party they belong to. AND, they have the cheek to call each other the "honourable" whatever. Where's the honour?!?!

Thanks for listening. I feel so much better for that.

Must agree I mean If we want a nice big house we have to a massive freaking mrogage and pay all the bills and live in damn near poverty or work our butts of just to get an extra fiver after teh bills and mortgage have been paid.

And then there ad the B******D politicians who say no i htink claiming my tv expenses and food expenses is vital for running thic country...

STOP STUFFING YOUR FACES WITH PIE PAYED FOR BY THE PUBLIC WHILST WATCHING QUESTION TIME ON A %" INCH TV PAYED FOR BY 'you guessed it' THE PUBLIC AND START RUNNING THIS COUNTRY.....

SECONDLY STOP WITH THE RUBBISH ABOUT ECONOMIC CRISIS YOU JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO PUMP MOR EPAPER INTO THE ECONOMY WHICH IN TURN CAUSES A DEPRESSION.

************ *********** ************* ************** ***********etc I love this country BUT BY GOD DO I HATE THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF IT.

Wow it does make you feel heeps better.

You alright there guys?

Lawrence wrote:You alright there guys?

NOOOO I WANT AN ICE CREAM AND THEY WONT LET ME CASH OUT OF THE TAX COFFERS TEHY ARE SO OUT OF ORDER.

Is this a London thing? I don't watch the news.

Lawrence wrote:You alright there guys?

Yes thanks mate. Just considering a career change. I'd really like a moat. With some ducks. And a nice likkle house for them. Oh, and you can pay for it. Ok? Good

Oh are you in America...

Ok I will fill you in:

Ok in England as in America we have what you call complete W****S aka politicians..

Now politicians may claim money to help them run the country but they are exploiting several loop holes and claiming for mortgages that do not exist, for big TVS and they are labeling it all as neccesary......then they only have to pay back a small amount as an apology.....

I do not know exactley how it all works but basically our country is run by a guild of theives who have the hand in the pocket of every tax payer.......

Smithy.

Wishmaster wrote:

Lawrence wrote:You alright there guys?

Yes thanks mate. Just considering a career change. I'd really like a moat. With some ducks. And a nice likkle house for them. Oh, and you can pay for it. Ok? Good

No no thats just no fiar to the public...you must pay 5 pound for that and teh coffers will cover the rest...there you go thats fair....

Oh, I might as well get it all off me chest.....

I read t'other day about someone defending the MP's (might have been another MP), saying they are being rewarded for doing a tough job and public service.

My response:
What about the Police, Fire Service, Ambulance Service, Doctors, Nurses etc. etc. etc. What perks do they get? Politicians choose their career path. Public service my a**e.

Phew, I'm really having a bad politician day!

MagicalSmithy wrote:No no thats just no fiar to the public...you must pay 5 pound for that and teh coffers will cover the rest...there you go thats fair....

I don't think so! If I'm having my moat redecorated, you peasants can pay the whole cost!! In fact, you can do the work too, you ungrateful lot.

Wishmaster wrote:Oh, I might as well get it all off me chest.....

I read t'other day about someone defending the MP's (might have been another MP), saying they are being rewarded for doing a tough job and public service.

My response:
What about the Police, Fire Service, Ambulance Service, Doctors, Nurses etc. etc. etc. What perks do they get? Politicians choose their career path. Public service my a**e.

Phew, I'm really having a bad politician day!

I am off to the RAF very soon to train as a sniper and protect camps such as Bastion while the infantry so their bit .......(hopefully anyways) all for the measley sum of 16 000 A YEAR.....can I claim please I want two houses one near honnington and one in essex then I want a big tv at both lots of food and games consoles yer lots of games consoles.....then some one to iron my uniform but chances of that are slim to none........and if that is not a job where u deserve extra help, what is.

In view of the amount of time involved in monitoring and editing this thread, it's locked for the time being. BTW: Camomile Tea is wonderful for relaxing and soothing the frayed nerves.....