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Lady of Mystery wrote:Ah but we do communicate, you men just never listen

Sorry, what did you say?

Johnny Wizz wrote:

Lady of Mystery wrote:Ah but we do communicate, you men just never listen

Sorry, what did you say?

Lady of Mystery wrote:Ah but we do communicate, you men just never listen

And you wonder why...

Man was made in Gods image, perfect in every way.
I think after seeing him having too good a time in the garden, God got jealous and thought " I'll fix him ". He then created........ them .

Tomo wrote:

Lady of Mystery wrote:Why is it that he can tear a ligament in his ankle and hardly walk, having me serving him hand and foot. Then a mate calls and he's suddenly well enough to hobble down the pub.

Only to wake up this morning complaining with an ankle the size of a beach ball caused by trying to play pool.

Sympathy all runout now, he can get his own cups of tea and eat dinner at the table from now on.

It's important to remember not to form a hasty generalisation from a single instance

I'm sorry, the way she described this situation I thought she was talking about my brother...

Sadly, at least from what I know about the majority of the heterosexually oriented males in this country, this is a rather common scenario... men really are pigs and so few ever grow up enough to recognize that fact and change.

ah its simple lomster...

when women have a problem, they want empathy...when men have problems, they want solutions...

plus, beer was involved, and he's probably going stir-crazy as he seems from what you said a very active bloke...so he's probably getting itchy feet (pardon the pun)...

ultimately though, its what we do...go see our friends, do semi-stupid things and drink a little too much and then seem shocked that we're not feeling too good...its fun...

ah...young love...genius...

just put a couple of ants in his bandages and he'll be fine...

Men... the word can stand for
Mean
Evil
Nasty...


But generally...

Misunderstood by women
Extremely immature
Naive to the wants of women

Craig Browning wrote:Sadly, at least from what I know about the majority of the heterosexually oriented males in this country, this is a rather common scenario... men really are pigs and so few ever grow up enough to recognize that fact and change.

That brought back memories of some classic spoken word recordings from Henry Rollins.

MEN ARE PIGS! YEAH!
(Ladies - No one understands you like I do).

abraxus wrote:just put a couple of ants in his bandages and he'll be fine...

Oh that's just a genius idea, I love it