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ahhhh vodka......the drink that ruined all

Vodkas not that bad! You either get a hangover and it hurts, or you get a hangover, it hurts, but you are nursed back to health by another person, if you catch my drift....

Basically dude, if they are jealous, you stand a chance. If not, try being yourself, confident and *relatively* normal, it wont hurt. Plus its natural.

well, you're young, you shouldnt really be worrying about the one girl really...you should be worrying about lots of them...

i'd say just draw a line under it all, its been going on far too long, and she seems quite flighty in the romance terms...lay it all on the line for her...

"hey..you...me...i'd like us to be together and see how it works out, just give me a straight answer one way or the other please..."

then just leave it at that...dont over complicate it...go kiss a few other women instead...

hmmm I'm a bit late in on this one but I'll give my perspective.

The thing about girls is that we love the attention and she's loving the attention that you're giving her.

Dancing with someone else and you're not giving her attention any more and she's really not going to like that.

As to if she likes you or not, the best way to find out is to back right off. She's loving knocking you back and seeing you come back for more, it's probabaly a bit of a game to her. Ease off and she'll think that perhaps she's knocked you back one time too many. If she is interested, she'll make a move.

We're not that hard to understand really

Lady of Mystery wrote:hmmm I'm a bit late in on this one but I'll give my perspective.

The thing about girls is that we love the attention and she's loving the attention that you're giving her.

Dancing with someone else and you're not giving her attention any more and she's really not going to like that.

As to if she likes you or not, the best way to find out is to back right off. She's loving knocking you back and seeing you come back for more, it's probabaly a bit of a game to her. Ease off and she'll think that perhaps she's knocked you back one time too many. If she is interested, she'll make a move.

We're not that hard to understand really

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the exact reason why the majority of women smell and are absolutely mental...

I'll have you know we don't smell and are entirely sane.

It not our fault you lot have the empathy of a beach pebble

oh what tangled webs we weave...

im afraid you do smell lombster...though i cannot confirm whether its a nice smell of not...

its not my fault that you lot have to test men all the time due to previous insecurities...not our fault sunshine...*i'd possibly ruffle your hair as i say that in quite a condesending manner*....hehe...

ok, shins ready...

and i thnk you'll find pebbles are hugely empathetic...yes, i can sense you wish to delete the letters e and m from that last word...

Lady of mystery wrote:

We're not that hard to understand really

Yeah right the day I understand a woman will probally be the day i die, and that's if im lucky I reckon all woman have pmt all the time .

Now im waiting patiently for a scolding from the ladys of this forum

its why women live longer than men, we spend so much time trying to figure out women we stress ourselves out too much and weaken our fragile system...

thats why we needs trips to the pub and small shiny objects, to aleviate the stress of liking women...

Stop trying to figure them out.

oh come come, we're really not that difficult, honestly.

I feel the need for a Q&A session to educate all you boys.

So fire with the questions and I'll provide the answers

Q1. why do women marry their fella, then spend the next 5 years changing them, and then tell the poor bloke "you're not the man i married"!

Q2. why do you never see a woman help a man up the stairs if they've got alot of bags to carry?

Q3. why is it 50/50 equality for all, but, in reality, blokes do spend more on women overall?

Q4. why if we ask "what's wrong" do we get told "nothing" in such a cold way that it could freeze the blood in our veins?

Q5. if us blokes fall out, we finish our argument over a drink, and maybe an arm-wrestle over lit candles, whereas women are still all smiles and hugs, then slate them when they've left the room?

just off the top of my head there

Some of the answers might lie in our relationship to shoes, but for the life of me, I can't work out how...

Q: Why is it wrong for us to spend money on 'silly' gadgets or other things we like. But its ok for women to spend ridiculous amounts of money on shoes.

Q: Why are we not allowed to go to the pub with our mates on a saturday by ourselves (without paying for it later in some way). But the very mention of a girlie lunch or night out is a free pass without argument.

And finally the one that bugs me most.....

Q: Why do we get so much stick for watching any kind of sport, even if its a world cup or other major championship that only comes along now and then. But every single week the TV must have on eastenders, cornation street, hollyoaks and all them other bloody soaps. And don't even get me started on them reality or 'celebrity' shows.

EDIT: Just reread my post and thought I'd put in an afterthought. All the questions above are in jest and not intended to cause offense or make me sound bitter. I actually like women very much.

Q. why are the best chefs (apart from mums) male?
Q. where's the female equivalents of richard pryor or peter cook? (dont you dare say dawn french!)
Q. why do we bother?! well, i know why really, just cant say it in a public forum....

joking aside, women are lovely and do smell nice as a rule, but by god are they infuriating and full of nonsense and double standards...