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poop!

ha ha, that was hilarious for 2 reasons!

h dear: and h dear: why oh why

you see! you see the times you need that :: oh dear :: ???

I am with you Lawrence :: oh dear ::

Markdini wrote:I am with you Lawrence

he's telling you the truth folks!

The fella with the ball on his head is mine hands off,

you might have to fight of majortom, or the beard maybe

I have a nice blue practise ball.....

ho he who wrote:poop!

Is that a hint you need your nappy changing?

Don't you just hate it when someone tries to tell a joke, but blurts out the punchline?

Come on all, lets see who can make the best joke with "poop" as the punchline.

All was busy down on the train tracks. as the engines went past each other, they would blow there steam, going peep peep. On this day, one of the engines was carrying some freight. On half the trucks was coal, on the other were blocks of liquorice. Going out into the country, disaster struck! the fireman ran out of coal on the engine. I know he thought, I will get some from the freight trucks. In to the fire he loaded the coal. The driver knew something was wrong, as the coal burnt with a funny smell. You put liqurice in, not coal, he told the fireman. Just then, another train was going past, so the driver pulled the whistle. The first peep went ok, but the liqurice started working and the second one went "poop"