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A forum where people can perpetuate circular arguments and profess ritious indignation. Maybe a special "throw my teddies out" feature.

i'd quite like a rant section, we're you could vent spleen, but not say to whom you are adressing it to...

Just PM your rants to me, I'm bound to be the subject of a few.

seige wrote:Just PM your rants to me, I'm bound to be the subject of a few.

awwww poor old Seige! We all love you

Lady of Mystery wrote:awwww poor old Seige! We all love you

I don't, I think he's a bounder and cad.

It must be great to be popular Seige
We should settle these arguments the old fashioned way..... pistols at dawn..... with a magical twist. Ten paces, turn and start firing..... the first one to catch a bullet in his teeth wins.

you can buy magic wands that fire blanks...at close range we could still kill one another...

OK, two paces it is....

StevieJ wrote:OK, two paces it is....

Actually, dawn's a bit early, can we do it after breakfast?

OK..... Blank firing magic wands at noon ...
Doesn't quite sound the same does it?

Hehehehehehhe

I'd rather do it with card throwing. The recipients must both be cold and have their upper torso exposed.

Diamond-edging of the cards is optional

seige wrote:The recipients must both be cold and have their upper torso exposed.

Can Lady of Mystery play....

StevieJ wrote:

seige wrote:The recipients must both be cold and have their upper torso exposed.

Can Lady of Mystery play....

OOOH! Matron!

Mate, your shins are going to be RED RAW when she reads that!

I didn't mean it, honestly it just slipped out, some older boys made me say it,
I have tourettes, I thought 'Lady of Mystery' was a nickname and it was actually a bloke, there was an earthquake, a .............
it wasn't my fault!!!!!!!!

StevieJ wrote:

seige wrote:The recipients must both be cold and have their upper torso exposed.

Can Lady of Mystery play....

Excuse me!

I'm a classy bird, you wouldn't catch me participating in such demeaning and degrading acts.