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Im a girl and I was talking to a male gay friend of mine in a nightclub. A couple came over to me and the girl said 'are you together?'. We looked at each other and laughed. She said to me 'Oh well would you like to come home and sleep with me and my boyfriend?' I just stared at her dumbstruck while my mate has his head on the table p*****g himself laughing. She took my silence as a fact that i was considering it, and said 'Take it as a compliment, i think youre really attractive'. I was like 'Okayyy.....no thanks'.

erm ...i've had a couple of dalliances from magic-work...dont think its especially wrong if you're single and use protection...by protection, i mean giving a false name obviously...

i lost a TT once...*joke*

On a related note, I've a friend who has his own blue/rock band, and he's been approached numerous times for 'pleasure vs pay'.

See: www.timedivers.com

He's hardly an oil painting, and recons if he wasn't morally sound and married, he'd be notching his bedpost at a comparable rate to Peter Stringfellow.

i used to run a couple of club nights...all old soul/funk/rythmn n blues...no matter what you look like, dress like or act like...women like you, purely cos you're the d.j. or in a band or whatever..

you could technically be a viagra-soaked walrus wearing a tuxedo and pith helmet, covered in your own filth, and still get attention...

but as a man of the cloth, i couldnt possibly condone such behaviour...dopey young girls, or randy older women...both sides of the same drunken coin...

strange really, cos if you're just a normal bloke out having a quiet drink and a dance, you've got little to no chance most nights, yet, soon as you stick some headphones on or pick up a guitar...wallop!

Me and Dave got propositioned once in the night club by a couple of girls. You should have seen his eyes light up and jaw hit the floor. Needless to say, that earned him a rather hard kick in the shin.

what a thread I love it. Lady of Mystery I think Dave should invest in a pair of shin pads.

The strangest thing I've ever had was when I was in a bar one night chatting to a girl I knew. Her mum was there as well so I was chatting away to her and having a bit of banter (mum's always seem to love me for some reason).

Then she started to tell me that men reach their sexual peak in their 20's, women reach theirs in their 40's (her age). I started to laugh and she looked at me saying that she was serious and did she would prove it to me later.

Wills wrote::lol: what a thread I love it. Lady of Mystery I think Dave should invest in a pair of shin pads.

Hahahahaha. A good one!

Wills wrote:The strangest thing I've ever had was when I was in a bar one night chatting to a girl I knew. Her mum was there as well so I was chatting away to her and having a bit of banter (mum's always seem to love me for some reason).

Then she started to tell me that men reach their sexual peak in their 20's, women reach theirs in their 40's (her age). I started to laugh and she looked at me saying that she was serious and did she would prove it to me later.

It's definitely worth a try! Women are at their sexual peak in their 40's. That remind me when I was a boy, 20-ish, and I had a great teacher. I would've never imagined...

hmmm I thought I'd give it a miss, I didn't think her daughter would appreciate it too much.

I had also drank far too much and fell into a hedge outside, so that didn't go down to well with her.

I friend of mine - well, aquaintance, he's a t*sser - got chatted up by a "more mature" lady at some sleazebag club... he decided for a joke to pretend he was an escort, but the joke went too far... all the way, in fact!


You'd think he'd be mortally embarrassed, but he shamelessly admitted with a bulging wallet that he'd consider doing it regularly

I'm glad you said bulging wallet...

abraxus wrote:I'm glad you said bulging wallet...

rofl

One of my ex's moms asked me to do the deed.. she was 34 and pretty damn fine.. I wont say anything else

One of my ex's encouraged me to go 'as far as I dared' with her best friend.. I always enjoyed a challenge

Note the use of the term "ex" in both of those statements.....

ID... you da man

PS... how man mothers did your ex have???

(quote: my ex's moms)

Your story sounds so uncomfortable.

Did you say "back-atcha?"

Then came the question she said ' I'm interested in booking you how much do you charge? '

"*insert price here*"

' Can I pay you half and ill sleep with you for a show '

"Same question to you."