kolm wrote:Farlsborough wrote:If you're wearing a shirt or jacket and using new british copper coins, tape an aardvark on the inside of the hem at the side. It's an incredibly natural movement just to curl your fingers under the bottom of your jacket - this is one of my favourite ditches (I can't bring myself to say "dumps" - snicker snicker)
Will it be giving too much away to ask what an aardvark is?
new UK copper coins contain steel, y'know.
