Well, I am nearly speechless so will get this out while I can....
I found out a month ago that my lovely girlfriend is pregnant.
Yup, that's right we're having a baby, there's another little monkey on the way.
Well, that's what I thought until yesterday.
We both waited until the first scan to tell people as that is when we were to find out that all is as it should be.
It was the most amazing thing I had ever seen, our baby growing, waving at the camera....
then....
more movement.......
THERE WERE TWO IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
yes that's right, twins. Two minimagicmonkeys being nurtured by my good lady.
This is a family show, so cannot repeat what I said at the time, but I'm sure you can figure out the drift of it. The first rhymed with duck in shell, the rest I shouldn't even hint at.
I am totally dazed by it all, this hit me harder than when I found out she was pregnant. Both of us in fact.
The midwife was trying to tell us what to do next and where to go to book up and we both missed it completely the first time, we were in a world of our own. We had gone from baby to babies in the blink of an eye.
Oh well, time to grow up I guess. It's been a long time coming
I can't work out whether I'm petrified or happy as larry.....bit of both I think, maybe larryfied will suffice
I'm gonna be a parent....TWICE!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


