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look out, pregnant woman coming through!!!

Postby magicmonkey » May 10th, '07, 19:28



Well, I am nearly speechless so will get this out while I can....

I found out a month ago that my lovely girlfriend is pregnant.

Yup, that's right we're having a baby, there's another little monkey on the way.

Well, that's what I thought until yesterday.

We both waited until the first scan to tell people as that is when we were to find out that all is as it should be.

It was the most amazing thing I had ever seen, our baby growing, waving at the camera....

then....
more movement.......

THERE WERE TWO IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

yes that's right, twins. Two minimagicmonkeys being nurtured by my good lady.

This is a family show, so cannot repeat what I said at the time, but I'm sure you can figure out the drift of it. The first rhymed with duck in shell, the rest I shouldn't even hint at.

I am totally dazed by it all, this hit me harder than when I found out she was pregnant. Both of us in fact.

The midwife was trying to tell us what to do next and where to go to book up and we both missed it completely the first time, we were in a world of our own. We had gone from baby to babies in the blink of an eye.

Oh well, time to grow up I guess. It's been a long time coming
8)

I can't work out whether I'm petrified or happy as larry.....bit of both I think, maybe larryfied will suffice

I'm gonna be a parent....TWICE!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Postby Citrus » May 10th, '07, 19:30

Congratulations, thats great news.

Best of luck with everything to come.

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Postby Rob » May 10th, '07, 19:32

Many, many congratulations bud, to both you and your gf (also, you have my sympathy for your forthcoming lack of sleep!!).

But - it's *wonderful* being a dad, and I'm sure you're gonna' love every minute of it (apart from the scant-few minutes, when you ask yourself what the hell you were thinking!! :wink: )

I wish you all the very best luck in the world - please keep us informed of how things are going....I'm drinking a rather nice Martini , at this moment - guess who I'm raising my glass to, as I type?! :D

Rob

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Postby magicmonkey » May 10th, '07, 19:36

guys, I posted this only moments ago and kind words already, many thanks.

hmmmm, Rob...do I have to wait until they are born to "wet the baby's head", and seeing as strictly speaking I would be more accurate in wetting the babies head's, do I have to drink double?
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Postby Rob » May 10th, '07, 19:41

Question 1: Absolutely not mate - have a Martini on me :wink:

Question 2: ABSOL - Bloody - LUTELY!!! - Have a double on me :lol:

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Postby Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser » May 10th, '07, 19:43

Congratulations. Two for the price of one as well, even better. Wishing you, your girlfriend and your babies the best of luck.

(Bet that sounded weird)

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Postby I.D » May 10th, '07, 19:44

Congrats dude

I wish I was pregnant.. well, my Mrs.. I want a kid..

Im happy for you man.. youll make a wicked father Im sure.. and I mean wicked as in good, I hope :P

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Postby snicket » May 10th, '07, 19:46

Congratulations!!! Best of luck. :)

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Postby Beardy » May 10th, '07, 19:58

thought of names yet? ;)

haha...congrats mate!

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Postby LeftEye » May 10th, '07, 20:04

Nice one mate congratulations! Too early for me to even think about that yet :roll:

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Postby monker59 » May 10th, '07, 20:09

I could just imagine you standing over the two cribs with a fan of cards in each hand. "Pick a card, any card." :wink:

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Postby lindz » May 10th, '07, 20:21

Congratulations mate well done. I heard twins are the worst maybe you could put one up on E-bay :wink: Personally instead of drinking double you have got the excuse of going out twice. Enjoy it.

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Postby snicket » May 10th, '07, 20:27

monker59 wrote:I could just imagine you standing over the two cribs with a fan of cards in each hand. "Pick a card, any card." :wink:

I do that to my 2 year old sister and ten month old brother. they allways seem to forget there card.... :shock:

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Postby Renato » May 10th, '07, 20:28

Congrats, hope it all goes well! :D

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Postby FRK » May 10th, '07, 21:28

I always wanted twins, you a very lucky man, tho at 2am with 2 x screaming kids you might not think so :)

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