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one really does give ones post full respect is it...

i suggest tramp-magic...soiling oneself amongst a crowded lift, dropping trouser to "reveal" so to speak...

stigmata genitals and cold reading one's dead fleas like one would tea leaves...

Personally, I usually tend to walk like i've soiled myself, when performing...sadly, this is generally because I frequently have soiled myself, but that's neither here-nor-there

you're thinking of using your foot???? That's just so old skool, no one uses their foot anymore.

Walk up to them on your hands, perferably wearing some of those cool Ellusionist Ghost gloves. I think there's also a DVD on how to put these on, you can probably download this from the net for free.

Word up lady, why pay for some thing when you can download it on the westsidddde.

Just one question for all my homies, how can I get people to do what I want like Derren Brown and I also want to levitate like Criss Angel? Where I download this? Can someone stick an explanation on youtube for me?

I've bought that Invisible Pack of Cards thing but my brother tore up my instructions, can someone tell me how it works?

Lucky for you I bought one and there were no instructions in it. I also can't visit the shop again for another year and I have no internet access. Can anyone show me how to work it?

I tried to go back to the shop, but they wont let me in because of my ASBO

Because I'm such a helpful chap, I'd be delighted to PM you both the secrets to these effects, and many more that I've downloaded myself...unfortunately, I'm completely illiterate, so anything involving typing is out of the question.

That said, I've just remembered that I'm completely number-blind, too, so if you PM me your telephone details, I'll talk you through the effects on the 'phone.

Always ready to help, that's me...later, dudes (and dudettes...yo!)

There are altenatives to 'Walk' - how about March, Stride, Mince, Stroll, Amble, Shuffle (he shuffled the cards at the same time as he shuffled his feet ), TipToe, Creep, Bound - blimey, there could be a a whole series of DVDs.

Does skipping count as a type of walk?

greedoniz wrote:Does skipping count as a type of walk?

Yes - Seige suggested it on the previous page; perhaps you two could get together, and we'll all jump, limp, stumble, shuffle, bound, crawl, creep and stagger around you, whilst - at the same time - performing our wikkid stolen street magik, what we've all downloaded?

(...but I refuse to wear eye-liner...it always clashes with my lipstick )

bronz wrote:Obviously I will put on my dogtags and eyeliner before going out on the street with my friend who has a video camera,

nah bruv! you got it all wrong! film it on a camera phone! cant wait to see it on youtube!

Wow such a wealth of information! I was so buoyed up by this boundless display of magic love that I ran out onto the street immediately to put it to the test.

Unfortunately it seems that magic just isn't the right path for me. So very hard. On all the videos I've got from BitTorrent the guys just stroll up to models and make them cry with amazement. Obviously this is much harder than it looks because despite taking every precaution to do it right I just couldn't engage my specs. Here's what happened:

I pulled my combats down so my 'ass' was showing.
I applied eyeliner and lipstick and drew an eye of Horus on one hand and a big E on the other.
I then put Ghost gloves on.
I buckled up my goth moonboots.
I soiled myself.
I crossed my legs and ambled sideways towards the nearest fairly attractive girl (there were no models around for some reason, must be a strange statistical blip).
When I had caught her attention (not difficult as I was walking like the biggest g in the hood) I mumbled "S'up foo', watch" whilst sticking a needle into my arm.
I discovered that Needle Thru Arm must require some sort of gimmick and is not self-working as I assumed.

At first this got a good response, the girl shrieked and put her hand over her mouth, but then it went wrong. Blood was pouring from my lacerated wrist and I began to feel light headed, the last thing I remember is the girl on the phone to the police screaming "Help please come quickly there's some weirdo in makeup trying to kill himself in front of me, he's got all sh*t down his legs and he can't talk properly!"

I'm typing this from my hospital terminal, apparently I'm lucky to be alive. I'm due in court on Monday. I think I'll take a step back from magic and concentrate on my djing for now because it's just as cool and much safer(I've just taken up djing).

Thank you for all your help. By the way, what is the best way to mix badassed urban beats?

LMFAO!!

That is the BEST thing I have read in ages.. i look like a right tit at work laughing to myself!!

*Marvellous* mate - I think I just lost control of my bowels - yet a-bloody-gain ...at least this time, I can say it's because I was laughing so hard.

(In actual fact, I think I may have ruptured something this time... )