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Postby crozboz » Jul 23rd, '07, 18:33



DAMN YOU! I havent been on this thread for a while, and was reading to catch up. You gone and beat me to it.

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Postby chryles » Jul 23rd, '07, 23:07

donkeylord wrote: just put it in your gash. :D

classy, very classy

crozboz wrote:beat me

you are a very naughty boy.

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Postby monker59 » Jul 24th, '07, 04:28

seige wrote:although 3 inches looks huge in certain circumstances


It ain't the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean, baby! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Michael Kras wrote:I use hand lotion frequently


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: PLEASE!!!! :lol: :lol: Stop, I can't bear it! :lol: :lol: :lol: Too . . . funny . . . to stop . . . pressing . . . "lol" smiley!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think I may die laughing about that.

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Postby Beardy » Jul 24th, '07, 21:19

Michael Kras wrote:join in! Lay 'em on me!


:P

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Postby Michael Kras » Jul 24th, '07, 21:19

Damn you.

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Postby moonbeam » Jul 24th, '07, 22:41

My first post on here lol:

FRK wrote:Getting mine small was a pain


QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby kems » Jul 26th, '07, 10:44

Carlos75 wrote:I've also had Daniel Beddingfield (pre fat! :wink:) Trevor the little Mo beater from Eastenders, John Higgins and Rob Lowe!

Oh, and Graham Le Saux?? :?


... :shock: kiss and tell

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Postby Carl Buck » Jul 26th, '07, 10:46

kems wrote:
Carlos75 wrote:I've also had Daniel Beddingfield (pre fat! :wink:) Trevor the little Mo beater from Eastenders, John Higgins and Rob Lowe!

Oh, and Graham Le Saux?? :?


... :shock: kiss and tell


I was young. I needed the money.. :wink: :D

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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jul 26th, '07, 15:27

JAlexBrown wrote:I am going to try and find a bigger, more flexible rubber one when I have the cash.


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Postby IAIN » Jul 26th, '07, 16:19

oeb wrote:I have a similar problem. You might find that filling your sink with really hot water then dropping the tip in, leaving is soak for a min will make it a bit pliable, by forcing it onto your finger it may fit a little better. When it cools down completely it will retain it's new shape.


very painful :shock:

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Postby I.D » Jul 26th, '07, 16:25

JAlexBrown wrote:A quick hand in your pocket motion for any creative reason you can come up with is good enough to let it slip off, whereas I would imagine that wouldn't work with a rubber one. I create a little extra distance between the tip and my t***b by wearing it past my k*****e, so that I can bend it without fighting


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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jul 26th, '07, 16:29

That TT thread is just making it all too easy :D

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Postby Carl Buck » Jul 26th, '07, 16:29

robstanley1 wrote:I love my hard king-size tip...wouldn't be without it :wink:


I'm sure Mrs Stanley does as well Rob :wink:

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Postby Rob » Jul 26th, '07, 16:36

LOL - well, she's partial every now and again, but only if I promise I'm not going to push a lit cigarette into it :shock: :wink:

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Postby Carl Buck » Jul 26th, '07, 16:43

robstanley1 wrote:LOL - well, she's partial every now and again, but only if I promise I'm not going to push a lit cigarette into it :shock: :wink:


They always go and spoil things don't they?!

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