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by **Lawrence** » Feb 2nd, '10, 21:19

IAIN wrote:
Rufio wrote:Just being a pedant.

i'd like to wear you round my neck

Said the netball team to the bishop

by **Robbie** » Feb 3rd, '10, 14:34

Mandrake wrote:If they're thin then definitely 4. If they're thick then 3 would be nice, 2 absolute minimum.

I'm amazed nobody else picked up on this.

by **Lawrence** » Feb 3rd, '10, 17:17

Beardy wrote:A friend of mine was doing some research for a psychology report, and came across Naked Mentalism.

I thought that was quite funny personally.....

Despite the title; it's not that kind of book.

by **Lawrence** » Feb 3rd, '10, 17:18

Tomo wrote:An oncologist friend of mine took part in a clinical trial recently of some new gloop they're developing to mix with things for patients who have difficulty swallowing. All he had to do was drink four flavours of this stuff mixed with water and say which tasted the nicest. For this they gave him £75!

I know a girl that would be interested in this.

by **Ted** » Feb 3rd, '10, 17:47

Lawrence wrote:
Beardy wrote:A friend of mine ... came across Naked Mentalism.

Despite the title; it's not that kind of book.

Have you read it!? If not, buy it now - you're missing out on the red-hottest, xxx-rated, teen-packed mentalist romp going.

by **Lawrence** » Feb 3rd, '10, 17:49

Ted wrote:
Lawrence wrote:
Beardy wrote:A friend of mine ... came across Naked Mentalism.

Despite the title; it's not that kind of book.

Have you read it!? If not, buy it now - you're missing out on the red-hottest, xxx-rated, teen-packed mentalist romp going.

I have read it, didn't buy it though!
it was hardly a Ricky Jay book! :lol:

by **kolm** » Feb 3rd, '10, 17:55

Ted wrote:Have you read it!? If not, buy it now - you're missing out on the red-hottest, xxx-rated, teen-packed mentalist romp going.

I've always had my concerns about Tomo. Stripper deck videos indeed...

by **Ted** » Feb 3rd, '10, 18:00

kolm wrote:
Ted wrote:Have you read it!? If not, buy it now - you're missing out on the red-hottest, xxx-rated, teen-packed mentalist romp going.

I've always had my concerns about Tomo. Stripper deck videos indeed...

Until you've seen Jon handle a stripper you've not lived.

by **spooneythegoon** » Feb 3rd, '10, 18:29

Ted wrote:
kolm wrote:
Ted wrote:Have you read it!? If not, buy it now - you're missing out on the red-hottest, xxx-rated, teen-packed mentalist romp going.

I've always had my concerns about Tomo. Stripper deck videos indeed...

Until you've seen Jon handle a stripper you've not lived.

It gets worse :!:

by **kolm** » Feb 3rd, '10, 18:57

Ted wrote:Until you've seen Jon handle a stripper you've not lived.

Indeed, he's very good. He let me borrow a stripper while I felt it to see what it was like, but I couldn't do it properly. He must have nimble hands.

Surely I win the prize for most innuendo in a paragraph there?

by **Mandrake** » Feb 3rd, '10, 19:53

kolm wrote:Surely I win the prize for most innuendo in a paragraph there?

If you want one I'll give you one...... and please don't call me Shirley... in public.... :wink:

by **Ted** » Feb 3rd, '10, 23:28

Mandrake wrote:
kolm wrote:Surely I win the prize for most innuendo in a paragraph there?
If you want one I'll give you one...... and please don't call me Shirley... in public....

That's a hard one to beat and I'm having trouble coming up with something more satisfying because, well, <insert something about my pussy being wet>.

by **FairieSnuff** » Feb 3rd, '10, 23:44

Ted wrote:
Mandrake wrote:
kolm wrote:Surely I win the prize for most innuendo in a paragraph there?
If you want one I'll give you one...... and please don't call me Shirley... in public....

That's a hard one to beat and I'm having trouble coming up with something more satisfying because, well, <insert something about my pussy being wet>.

Ted, Ive just snorted fluid outta my nose !!!

by **Contrabass101** » Feb 4th, '10, 22:54

make sure your SM team is completly 100% sure what they are doing

Yes, please do... some of those manoeuvres can be very dangerous

by **JakeThePerformer** » Feb 4th, '10, 23:23

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