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by **daleshrimpton** » Dec 14th, '10, 00:16

The caption says it all...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dikfEwOUrMU

maybe the jingle should be.....

A little hand cream now and then, satisfies the dryest men.

by **Jean** » Dec 17th, '10, 15:30

Well if youtube videos are allowed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

Also while I'm here

FRK wrote:BUT... a nice Maver pole would be good, about 14 metres nothing to long...

by **Lady of Mystery** » Dec 17th, '10, 15:32

rumburak wrote:How can I best close my show (before a possible Encore)?
With "feel" I refer to how it appears to be a little abrupt and dissatisfying. Obviously, if I knew exactly what was wrong, I didn't need to post this question.

I'm really not sure that TM is the place for those kinds of problems. :shock:

by **Jordan C** » Dec 28th, '10, 13:20

philipnorthfield wrote:I like the semi-hard ones.....

Ohh err missus!!

by **Robbie** » Jan 13th, '11, 16:29

Beardy wrote:The last thing I want is to be drunk, get the urge, and have to go upstairs and fiddle

Dirty boy! You'll go blind.

by **Replicant** » Jan 14th, '11, 17:42

SamD465 wrote:I've dipped in and out of a semi-active member several times

by **Lawrence** » Jan 17th, '11, 18:10

sjsMagic wrote:
Lawrence wrote:New?!

its new to me. iv only just come accross it

One tab open on TM, one tab open on..... something else :shock:

by **just me** » Jan 30th, '11, 04:32

spooneythegoon wrote: A good performance always makes me twice as enthusiastic as well. [/url]

It's funny what a good performance does for the old self esteem!

by **Jean** » Feb 1st, '11, 23:56

mattvalentyne wrote:I have 11 months of experience on my hand.

Time to switch to the left, it's like doing it with a stranger.

by **Replicant** » Feb 4th, '11, 17:35

Grimshaw wrote:The length of time they stay like that depends on how much you play with them.

by **Replicant** » Feb 4th, '11, 17:36

Arkesus wrote:Wash your hands dilligently before each and every practise session. They get all grubby and worn simply from the dirt and oils from your hands. Make sure you aren't dropping them on various surfaces, and just keep working them.

Yeah, baby, work it...

by **Discombobulator** » Feb 10th, '11, 13:23

daleshrimpton wrote:what ever you use, your moth doesnt fill up. You just get a trickle.

a) sex with insects.. urgh
b) A trickle might indicate urinary tract problems.. see a doctor.
c) if you meant 'mouth' then .... err....um....

by **spooneythegoon** » Feb 11th, '11, 20:04

Braunfelt wrote:the opening is always there ends up more like a side bag but still good for tossing.

by **spooneythegoon** » Mar 4th, '11, 18:04

Dumpster wrote:Oh Dermott, it’s so hard

by **magicdiscoman** » Mar 12th, '11, 04:37

V E Day wrote

Yeas I do it regularly as the climax

sorry but had to be done. :oops:

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