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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby DJBenz » Sep 13th, '11, 15:57



daleshrimpton wrote:
DJBenz wrote: I hope to have an animated grave grabber in the middle of my front lawn. :D


Bejazzled?



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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Heckler » Sep 21st, '11, 13:21

Stephen Ward wrote:Yep, he gives great service.


:wink:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Heckler » Sep 21st, '11, 13:35

TonyB wrote:His wife was downstairs in the sitting room, shouting up at him that nothing was happening. So he pumped harder.


Fnar Fnar.

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Rob » Oct 5th, '11, 20:44

Sorry, bud - hasn to be done:

ACE T wrote:Just put the boy to bed so can get my tool out in the living room for the first time. It looks great and I've not even put the dvd in yet.


Dirty b*gger :shock: :shock: :lol:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Chris Black » Oct 5th, '11, 20:59

ha ha did not take long that!

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby moonbeam » Oct 6th, '11, 08:14

magicrob wrote:Sorry, bud - hasn to be done:

ACE T wrote:Just put the boy to bed so can get my tool out in the living room for the first time. It looks great and I've not even put the dvd in yet.


Dirty b*gger :shock: :shock: :lol:


Damn - u beat me to it ........ that was just screaming out to be put in here lol :P

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby MagicIain » Oct 6th, '11, 08:45

moonbeam wrote:that was just screaming out to be put in here


That's what she said.

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby moonbeam » Oct 6th, '11, 14:55

MagicIain wrote:
moonbeam wrote:that was just screaming out to be put in here


That's what she said.


I even checked my post b4 I pressed submit ...... d'oh :shock:

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby cartorious » Oct 7th, '11, 08:51

Topic created
Tomo wrote: ' Do it well, do it often.'



...a great piece of advice

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby russpie » Oct 7th, '11, 15:52

morrowsean wrote:In the past week, ive only managed to gain a couple of inches
Every little helps.

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Heckler » Oct 10th, '11, 14:46

magic_choice wrote:I just got the old tape measure out and I still have no idea what size mine is


:wink:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby magic_chocice » Oct 12th, '11, 11:40

Heckler wrote:
magic_choice wrote:I just got the old tape measure out and I still have no idea what size mine is


:wink:


I knew that would end up here. How embarassing!!!!! :lol:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Ste Porterfield » Oct 12th, '11, 13:51

:lol:

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Ste Porterfield » Oct 14th, '11, 13:18

Not on this board but I had to share:

A lady I met earlier asked if I had a business card on me. I didn't.

That's a shame because if you had a card you could give me one.


Fnarr Fnarr!

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Re: innuendo bingo

Postby Rob » Oct 19th, '11, 00:31

It's an oldie, but a goodie...

Lady of Mystery wrote:I've only got small hands but...../snip/....have found that the angle of your hand will help to hide anything that's sticking out. Also misdirection is important, keep them from looking at your hands, they should be concentrating on somehting else.


Too bloody true!! :lol:

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