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by **kems** » Aug 7th, '07, 13:24

seige wrote:Ooooh, la la!

OK... I'll bring the egg whisk and the barbed-wire thong, Lomsy—you bring your winkle-pickers... looks like we're in for a WILD night!

lol for some reason that reminded me of red dwarf when there was a kinky rimmer..

"I'm going to lash you to within an inch of your life. And
then I'm going to have you."

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by **Lady of Mystery** » Aug 7th, '07, 14:42

seige wrote:Ooooh, la la!

OK... I'll bring the egg whisk and the barbed-wire thong, Lomsy—you bring your winkle-pickers... looks like we're in for a WILD night!

Well I would Seige, but I just get the feeling that you wouldn't be able to keep up with me. :wink:

by **Mandrake** » Aug 7th, '07, 14:46

We should rename this 'The Mucky Magician's Thread.'

by **seige** » Aug 7th, '07, 14:49

Lady of Mystery wrote:Well I would Seige, but I just get the feeling that you wouldn't be able to keep up with me.

Too true... have you ever tried keeping up with someone whilst wearing a barbed wire thong?

Darn, those things chafe.

I guess we should give it a miss then. Ahh, but I was so looking forward to a good shin-dig

by **Lady of Mystery** » Aug 7th, '07, 14:53

You're right mandrake, I blame that filthy Seige for dragging down the tone.

by **Demitri** » Aug 7th, '07, 17:34

connor o'connor wrote: but lots of the kids I do actualy want to see the tricks I did last time.

This probably won't go over well, but I found it funny...

by **HenryHoudini** » Aug 7th, '07, 18:22

hehehe... some people just cant think properly...

by **greedoniz** » Aug 10th, '07, 09:43

Belapsing beard wrote:Got me a gash!

The name of a thread and I'm not sure what I was expecting when I opened that one up :shock:

by **bananafish** » Aug 10th, '07, 11:02

Tomo wrote:A friend of mine came to the pub on Wednesday, sat down, rolled a woody

Some people are just so brazen...

by **Beardy** » Aug 10th, '07, 19:32

greedoniz wrote:
Belapsing beard wrote:Got me a gash!

The name of a thread and I'm not sure what I was expecting when I opened that one up

that was intended...hence the first line of the thread

by **Rob** » Aug 14th, '07, 14:56

Blapsing_Beard wrote:haha...come on Rob - you were dying for me to come

Shhshhhhh mate - ID's missus'll hear, and then you'll be in the dog-house :wink:

by **Beardy** » Aug 14th, '07, 16:27

you naughty thing

by **I.D** » Aug 14th, '07, 17:26

I know my wife is hot.. but too many I'D's missus innuendo's are being thrown around.

If I weren't so sexy myself Id probably had an insecurity complex at this point :wink:

by **Replicant** » Aug 14th, '07, 17:30

The Dove's Head

by **Beardy** » Aug 14th, '07, 17:37

hmmm...aren't innuendos things that are said, but arent neccesarily meant? Things that are said, that aren't true?

Well...in that case...

I.D wrote:If I weren't so sexy myself Id probably had an insecurity complex at this point

haha...sorry I.D...I think it may have been me who started the I.D's missus jokes

But...don't you just love my sig?

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