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Postby daleshrimpton » Sep 2nd, '08, 11:13



magicwand...

And we sure spanked the Yanks back


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Postby Strep » Sep 2nd, '08, 11:27

magicdiscoman wrote:bring your own mates and challange his manhood


prefer Durex myself. :D

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Postby IAIN » Sep 2nd, '08, 12:03

daleshrimpton wrote:I like the other bit, where you hang it down, between your index fingers.


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Postby Beardy » Sep 2nd, '08, 12:14

Mage Tyler wrote:
Blapsing_Beard wrote:Miss Tyler! Possibly the most entertaining post I have read in a long while!


Thank you.... but 'Miss' Tyler? :shock: Either you're quite confused or there is some very odd British slang I haven't learned yet...


I either thought that you were female, or used "miss" as an abreviation for "mister"...you'll never know :D

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Postby Mage Tyler » Sep 2nd, '08, 21:16

Blapsing_Beard wrote:I either thought that you were female, or used "miss" as an abreviation for "mister"...you'll never know :D


...or you've just been dreaming of a girl that will chat you up with plenty of innuendo and you're projecting it onto whomever came along ;)

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Postby Bigtone53 » Sep 2nd, '08, 22:38

IAIN wrote:daleshrimpton wrote:
I like the other bit, where you hang it down, between your index fingers.


Actually, daleshrimpton went further than that.
he wrote:I like the other bit, where you hang it down, between your index fingers.
though ive never been able to get it quite right to perform it.
I know how it works, but i shake a bit.


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Postby sleightlycrazy » Sep 3rd, '08, 00:07

Shawn from online-visions wrote:he did it so smoothly a couple of times I just let him keep nailing me ... over and over again.


From his review of James Swain's dvds.

Couldn't help it... :wink:

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Postby taffy » Sep 3rd, '08, 13:15

daleshrimpton wrote:if i had a pound for the amount of times this comes up :lol:


:lol:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Sep 3rd, '08, 13:16

taffy wrote:
daleshrimpton wrote:if i had a pound for the amount of times this comes up :lol:


:lol:


id have a pound. getting olds a buger!

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Postby daleshrimpton » Sep 3rd, '08, 13:23

wild cards thread....

What Makes This Stand Out


Viagra mate.( see prievious post)

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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Sep 3rd, '08, 16:10

View newest post 5 Minutes with a pocket handkerchief - Quentin Reynolds
[ Goto pageGoto page: 1, 2 ]


ohoo hoo hooo!

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Postby TheAlkhemist07 » Sep 3rd, '08, 16:34

Ricky Jay penetrates a watermelon
04:11 From: PrestyGomez
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From youtube!
hehehehe

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Postby IAIN » Sep 3rd, '08, 19:47

Michael Jay wrote:"Get it up all the way," and, "Flop too quickly,"


it happens to us all Mike..try not to worry about it... :wink:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Sep 4th, '08, 08:03

Mage Tyler...

Can't say I'd be much help pulling it off


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Postby taffy » Sep 4th, '08, 08:36

MagicBell wrote:

but it's a fight getting control of it in the evenings.


:wink:

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