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by **The Magic Herring** » Sep 9th, '08, 13:36

Some car building guy wrote:Wait till the tranny arrives

oo-er, sounds a bit rude.

I was watching american hotrod in the early hours of today for reasons beyond me, when I heard this beauty.

by **Replicant** » Sep 9th, '08, 13:39

The Magic Herring wrote:I was watching american hotrod...

by **FairieSnuff** » Sep 9th, '08, 16:12

I'm looking for some advice please.

I don't think I have abnormal hands but p***ing a card is proving a n absloute nightmare.

Just change the a for an I .......... mind boggles :shock:

i suppose the question would be how did it get in there in the first place?

F x

by **MagicBell** » Sep 9th, '08, 17:05

Not from here, but I read this in one of my books today and went :shock:

It's "Irrationality" by Stuart Sutherland and he's talking about throwing dice.

Perhaps they thought they could influence the result even though they were not tossing themselves

Now maybe I'm just immature, but surely he knew how that was going to read!

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Sep 9th, '08, 21:56

Get it up ye!!

by **IAIN** » Sep 9th, '08, 22:26

Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:
Get it up ye!!

that just means exactly what you thought it meant..

no innuendo in there ian!

by **bmat** » Sep 10th, '08, 19:33

themagicwand wrote: The manual says it should take around 30 minutes. Took me 2 hours. Phew.

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Sep 10th, '08, 22:14

IAIN wrote:
Ian the Mental-Ian wrote:
Get it up ye!!

that just means exactly what you thought it meant.. no innuendo in there ian!

I didn't read the whole post so....

by **IAIN** » Sep 12th, '08, 17:27

daleshrimpton wrote:Ive just splashed out.

dirty boy..i hope you put some paper down...

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Sep 12th, '08, 18:46

Long hard nights of absolute hell !

Sounds like fun.

by **themagicwand** » Sep 13th, '08, 03:20

bmat wrote:
themagicwand wrote: The manual says it should take around 30 minutes. Took me 2 hours. Phew.

Hmmm. That reminds me of a girl I used to know.

Long hard nights of absolute hell.

Yep. Same girl.

Time for bed methinks.

Ooh Matron! Third one's a charm.

by **MagicBell** » Sep 13th, '08, 18:22

taffy wrote:I once f****d a 2 spades on a woman, and asked her husband to...

!! I'm sorry, I stopped reading there, couldn't go any further. I was afraid of what else it might say.

Needless to say, that kind of talk is totally unsuitable for TM and this member deserves a warning! :lol:

by **MagicBell** » Sep 13th, '08, 18:32

AlleyMagic.com wrote: It was the first time she said "wow!" in response to one of my performances.

That's alright, some are still waiting. :wink:

by **MagicBell** » Sep 13th, '08, 21:14

russpie wrote: taking it in turns makes it much more fun.

I'm on a roll. :lol:

by **taffy** » Sep 13th, '08, 21:28

Come on MB, type something so I can bingo it!

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