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Dont worry Mr. Kras you are more of a gentleman the this Mr Lewis personage seems to be. I have consistatntly told the vermin that he is to far up his brown behind (and yes and he knows it) and has a constant bad taste in his mouth because of it. Dont worry his wit and wisdon doesnt seem to be doing so well, I'm sure he will tell you differently but hey, I dont see any review of this little instant download (maybe he should sell his wit and wisdom to ellusionist,, maybe he will sell more to the little urchins he so despises? i bet he wouldn't turn their money down, but im guessing not, as im guessing he wouldnt like to take advice especially not from the like of them, maybe he should try Penguin?)

This older gentleman seems to be against anyone young practising the art of magic, please remember that he has been performing now for 35 years and if you look at the photos it seems like he must of started when he was 40. Bless the little man.

He enjoys telling us about his successes, but to be honest what is success without a good personality to boot. I can predict (see im a mentalist just like this lewis mammel) that in a few years his wisdom will be still here posting ramblings on about how he was once a great magician and had succusses, oh Mark my dear boy bless your little cottons, i wonder how many will still be listening? Not too many i doubt.

But in his defence, his book, the long and short of it seems to be a great book, shame his other products dont really get a mention, so im guessing, this cretin like creature has had one success and let it go to his shiney head.

Good night all.

I must address the Canadian urchin first. I did NOT say I was the world's greatest magician. I merely said I was ONE of the world's greatest magicians. I am renowned for my modesty and I shall expect an apology from this impertinent urchin who I have decided cannot make the contents of an empty box disappear. I was going to help him seek enlightenment in the art of magic and invite him to a place where he could receive the proper education. However I have decided that he does not come up to the required standard.

Now to this awful rvoice who must have been educated in Canada because of his atrocious spelling. I really must correct him before he can be responded to. It is quite disgraceful that he is allowed to infect these forums when he is so illiterate. I will only worry about his spelling and not his lack of capitalising words at the beginning of sentences. He really should remember also that the word "i" should be capitalised thus "I" Furthermore there is an appalling lack of apostrophes in his post.

Gentelman should be spelled gentleman.
Consistatntly should be spelled consistently.

Please attend to this my boy. Furthermore I want you to stand up straight and take your hands out of your pocket.

You are an awful illiterate child with the brain of a pea.

As for this dreadful Darrel infant who seems to be under the delusion that he owns this forum and can boss people about I must inform him that I do not take orders from smelly schoolboys from Hertfordshire even if they happen to be prefects at school.

His rudeness is only exceeded by his stupidity. The evidence of his rudeness is seen in the fact that he has admitted to sending me a private message without having been given permission to do so.

He is not a moderator here and it is not his place to act as if he is. Furthermore he has had the audacity to call me "Mark" when I have not allowed him to do so. In future he will refer to me as "Sir" or "
Mr Lewis". I do not appreciate over familiarity from the working classes and I would thank him to contain himself and only speak when he is spoken to.

He has knowledge, and he respects his art, as do I. At times I like the man, others times I don't, but that is the same with most people. Note that most of the great things he says about himself are meant mostly as jokes. At least, that is my understanding. "The Greatest Sleight Of Hand Artist In The World" was, I think, a joke. Sure, he has said some mean things to many of us, some downright nasty, in fact, but he knows his stuf. Sure, at this moment, I quite dislike the man. But hopefully that will soon change as things cal down around here.

I thank everyone for sticking up for me and makiing me feel better!

Michael Kras

Still awaiting a review from Mr. David The Cryptic.

Michael Kras wrote:Still awaiting a review from Mr. David The Cryptic.

You must not be able to read very well. I said if I ever get a chance.

I have a life and a family and a job. I have much more important things to do than review your "notes."

Example... this weekend I will be driving out to my ranch and working out there for the weekend. Two goals- Prepare for a new escape challenge and mow the fields and house lawns.

Yesterday I was at my cousins house helping in rebuilding the kitchen.


--on a side note.. I have been given a great laugh by the last few posts of Mr. Lewis and the others.

Glad you enjoy it. Making me miserable.

I apologize for that. Take your time, and have fun escaping!



Michael Kras

Mark,

I have to point out that unlike you, I am abiding by the rules of Talk Magic. You seem to be the one who feels they own the board, presuming you can say what you like and get away with it.

People might say " That's just the way Mark is," but I would like to point out a few things Mark has written in the last couple of days.

He has said my son should be killed.
As he is under 14 and leaening magic, he falls into the euthanasia section Mark wrote about.

He has told me to screw myself.

His whole post on the magic camp was just a load of bile.


Mark,
you seem so insecure that I would like to help. It could be an idea to see if you need to discuss your obsession over hating children magicians.
Could it be that you are concerned that some of them may be better than you? Is it that you feel they are going to be the ones coming up with new ideas, as you feel your brain is failing you in old age?
maybe you are worried nobody likes you and when you die, your body wont be discovered for months until it has rotten away?
Is it something that might be helped by getting yourself a colonic irragation?
Maybe you feel you are going senile and are concerned that by the time you finish writing a reply, you will have forgotten what you were writing about. Maybe this could be explain why your posts can end up abusive. Maybe we ought to pity you?
I am not trying to imply any of these. I am only asking as you seem to be crying out for help by the amount of attention you seek in your posts. I am only trying to help you Mark, as some of the reactions you give in your posts MAY make it appear that you have a deep rooted problem that requires some understanding from some nice men in white coats.
I don't know what it is with you, but do consider my kind advice about thinking through on whether you feel you may need some help.

I am sorry you are carrying this on, leaving me with no options but to defend myself on the forum. You wrote in this thread that you don't want me to PM you without permission and I truly respect your wishes, but it means I have to reply on the forum.
I would like to point out that a couple of months ago, someone made an accusation about you being a pervert. They gave no proof, just made it to sling dirt at you. You may remember that the next post was mine, telling the person that they were out of order and risked legal action if you wished to take it. The accusation was out of order and I made him retract it.
While your accusations and name calling haven't been so serious, you have made some with no evidence whatsoever. I will warn you that if you make any more that you can't back up, I will be taking the matter further than just Talk Magic. I have tried to suggest we leave this until it has been sorted by the Board owner. You then decided to make unfounded remarks about me. I ask you not to carry on. If you do, I would have to decide what my options are in taking action against you away from the forum.
I leave it in your hands, not wishing to have myself brought down towards insulting, abusive posts, some of which are verging towards where civil action may be required. This is my last post until I hear from either Admin or the Board owner. I will monitor any comments that you may make towards me, though I will not respond. Be very careful what you say.

The Hertfordshire horror has erupted. Would some kind person take him to the doctor? I feel the poor chap has become unhinged.

I didn't know he had a 14 year old child. I thought he WAS a 14 year old child.

I can assure him that his offspring can come out from under his bed. I have no plans to murder him. Besides he doesn't go to the magic camp.

Furthermore if you are his dad I wish him no harm. The poor boy has suffered enough and he has my deepest sympathy.

It appears that Darrel does not understand humour. I rather think he needs to get a sense of it.

With regard to the silly threat about "civil action" I can assure him that is impossible. I have had more writs than Darrel has had hot dinners. I find it a great delight and I encourage it as much as possible. I learned when Darrel was in his pram that it is far easier to be the person sued than to be the person doing the sueing. Besides Lord Freddie says I have no money so you should consult with him first. Sueing someone with no money is rather a pointless exercise.

Besides I do hope your lawyer can speak Spanish.

mark lewis wrote:
Now to this awful rvoice who must have been educated in Canada because of his atrocious spelling. I really must correct him before he can be responded to. It is quite disgraceful that he is allowed to infect these forums when he is so illiterate. I will only worry about his spelling and not his lack of capitalising words at the beginning of sentences. He really should remember also that the word "i" should be capitalised thus "I" Furthermore there is an appalling lack of apostrophes in his post.

Gentelman should be spelled gentleman.
Consistatntly should be spelled consistently.

Please attend to this my boy. Furthermore I want you to stand up straight and take your hands out of your pocket.

after all i wrote you can only come back about my spelling, so im guessing you agree with what i said. i dont blame you for agreeing with me, its infectious, you have just joined the others that know im always right, little mark, join me, i can teach you more then a thing or two

I am quite happy to discuss your points my boy. However I do require them to be presented in a grammatical manner with good spelling and punctuation. Please see to it immediately and don't forget your apostrophes and capital letters.

Mark my little student I have now edited my posts so can we now discuss?

Back to magic discussion please!

This does not apply to me since I DO know more than anyone else here. And I am good enough to share my knowledge. However if you don't want the knowledge then all you have to do is inform me about it and I shall delete all the information given to you.

Give me half an hour or so and I will be very happy to delete all my posts that give information. However just in case a few people here think that having a resident troll is worth the amusement I shall put it to a democratic vote.

You have a deadline of until midnight tomorrow night. From this moment on I shall count the positive posts that support me and the negative posts that are against me on this thread only. Six negative posts from one person will only count as one vote. And only people that have at least 50 posts to their record will count. Less than that will disqualify the poster on the grounds that he could be an imposter who has used another name to vote twice.

Once I see how the wind blows I will make my decision. If I see that the negative people outvote the positive people I will delete my offerings.

I think the negative people need a little bit of a start so I will count Lord Freddie, cessna, Darrel and rvoice as naysayers.

There. You can't say I am not fair. The naysayers are 4 votes ahead. I shall need 4 positive votes to catch up. Anyone who says they want my positive posts but they want me to be nice will be counted as a naysayer on the grounds that if you want the knowledge you have to put up with the one that gives it to you.

Well? Start voting!

Yay sayers are now 1 Mr Lewis. Hows that do you?