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seige wrote:

Anaryn wrote:From a girlies point of view, a hairy man is just fabulous. Proper blokes. That's what we want. None of this Metro-sexual bull crud.

Well, maybe it's just me....

Well, in that one single statement, I suddenly feel happier

yeah..i think i love you anaryn....

Anaryn, if only all women were like you. I recently had to suffer the indignity (not to mention the bl**dy discomfort!) of having my back waxed before I went on holiday to spare my wife's embarrassment. Her words: 'The last time I saw something like that on a beach it was chasing a stick.'

Uncharacteristically I refrained from retorting 'The last time I saw something like that on a beach there was a crowd of people trying to push it back in the sea'. Probably just as well because the bruises would have ruined the photos.

Anyway, the unanticipated side-effect was that I looked....unbalanced. Not mentally, I hasten to add but if you're as hairy as I am then selective depilation will simply leave an unsightly 'crop-circle' effect. I'm surprised I was allowed out of our villa.

three cheers for anaryn

Hooray for Anaryn, the only perfect woman!

Interestingly enough, I also have a hair anomaly. On my arms I have about normal length hair; however, on my lower right wrist, there is a single hair that is about two inches long. It has been like that for several years and I have never cut it because I feel like it's a little personal touch to my body. (that and my stunning personality and good looks)

As a side note, we have the green and slimey thread, the pink and fluffy thread, why not a hairy and musky thread? Hairy beasts of TM, unite!

monker59 wrote:...on my lower right wrist, there is a single hair that is about two inches long.

Ewww! Tht's just weird.

I know, and I'm afraid to cut it because for some strange reason, I don't want to lose it.

Don't pull on it, or your hand might fall off

Are you sure it wasn't just a String from Stomach in the wrong place that you forgot about?

crozboz wrote:Are you sure it wasn't just a String from Stomach in the wrong place that you forgot about?

That'd be a laugh . Imagine, some magician is in the middle of doing SfS and all of a sudden there's a fire in the theater and everyone gets out and the magician forgets all about the trick. Then he spends the rest of his life looking at his stomach thinking "Why is this hair so long on my stomach?".