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Crashed my car

Postby Carl Buck » Jun 6th, '07, 13:13



Can't believe my luck.

Driving into town today, I wasn't paying attention and ran into the back of the car in front. Wasn't hard, but I got out of the car to have a look at the damage.

Driver of the other car got out too and he was a dwarf.

He said:

"I'm not happy"

"Which one are you then?" I asked. :roll:


I'll get my coat..

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Postby Sir_Digby_Chicken_Ceaser » Jun 6th, '07, 14:13

Boom boom lol

I liked that one

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Postby moonbeam » Jun 6th, '07, 16:16

This must be doing its rounds via text message at the mo, 'cos my m8 sent me this about a week or so ago lol :roll: .

Still funny though :wink: .

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Postby I.D » Jun 6th, '07, 16:26

:? erm.. sorry to hear that!!

did you get it sorted in the end??

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Postby I.D » Jun 6th, '07, 16:30

I get it now!! :oops:

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Postby Carl Buck » Jun 6th, '07, 16:32

I.D wrote:I get it now!! :oops:


Taxi for I.D.. :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Postby I.D » Jun 6th, '07, 16:38

How was I supposed to make the connection..

My head went ' Card accident.. my my car hurt.. other driver is dwarf.. hes not happy.. look at his car.. back damaged .. both cars hurt.. both drivers mad..

so.. I hope you got his insurance details??


then of course.. I re-read it... Im not happy.. so he's sad right?

did you call the police??

and third time lucky.. Im not happy.. hes a dwarf.. dwarf named happy.. where are the six other dwarfs.. hes not happy.. six left ..

which one a are you??

:lol: :lol: :lol:


whats the number to the taxi firm anyone.. :roll: I must be getting on in life !! :oops:

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Postby Schwen » Jun 6th, '07, 17:16

I thought the joke was funny enough on it's own, but I.D. seems to have out done carlos :lol:

sorry dude, gotta laugh

I've also gotta admt it took me a second or two to get it :wink:

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Postby crozboz » Jun 6th, '07, 18:43

Nice, that's one of those things you'd wish you'd said 20 minutes ago.

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Postby monker59 » Jun 6th, '07, 21:13

He must have been "Grumpy". :D

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